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Life — March 6, 1913 — page 68: Life, 1913-03-06

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This page is primarily **advertising-focused** rather than satirical cartoon content. The main pieces are: 1. **"Addison on the Opera"** (top left): A continuation essay critiquing Italian opera's dominance on the English stage. The satirical point: English audiences have become so dependent on Italian performers that they've accepted performances entirely in Italian—a language they don't understand—rather than demand comprehensible entertainment. The essay mocks this passive acceptance and the absurdity of theatrical communication breakdown. 2. **Weight/Figure advertisements** (center-right): Period body-culture promotions from Annette Kellermann and similar vendors, promising figure transformation and health improvement through proprietary "systems." 3. **Fine china advertisement** (bottom left) and **Vogue materials advertisement** (right): Standard commercial notices. The operative satire is *Addison's* complaint about English cultural deference to Italian fashion—audiences literally cannot understand their own stage entertainment but tolerate it anyway, suggesting blind worship of foreign sophistication over practical sense.

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-LIFE: "Addison on the Opera (Continued from page 507.) in the air fell upon the most insignifi- cant words in the sentence. I have known the word “and” pursued through the whole gamut, have been entertained with many a melodious “the,” and have heard the most beautiful graces, quavers and divisions bestowed upon “then,” “for” and “ from,” to the eternal honor of our English particles. The next step to our refinement was the introducing of Italian actors into our opera; who sung their parts in their own language, at the same time that our countrymen performed theirs in our na- tive tongue The king or hero of the play generally spoke in Italian, and his slaves answered him in English. The lover frequently made his court, and gained the heart of his princess, in a language which she did not understand One would have thought it very difficult to have carried on dialogues after this manner without an interpreter between the persons that conversed together; but this was the state of the English stage for about three years, At length the audience grew tired of understanding half the opera; and there- fore to case themselves entirely of the fatigue of thinking, have so ordered it ai present, that the whole opera is per- formed in an unknown tongue. 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Send 2c stamp for ‘‘ The Body Beautiful" and Trial Plan to-day ANNETTE KELLERMANN, 12 were sist'Sicet, New York | will not talk against us before our faces, though they may do it with the Xo me safety as if it were behind our = = —! ks, In the mean time I cannot for bear thinking how naturally a historian who writes two or three hundred years hence, and docs not know the taste of his wise forefathers, will niake the fol lowing reflections: “In the beginning of the eighteenth century, the Italian tongue was so well understood in Eng land, that operas were acted on the pub: lic stage in that language One scarce knows how to be serious in the confutation of an absurdity that shows itself at the first sight. It docs not want any great measure of sense to see the ridicule of this monstrous prac tise; but what makes it the more aston ishing, is not the taste of the rabble, but of persons of the greatest polite- ness, which has established it. If the Italians have a genius for mu- sic above the English, the English have a genius for other performances of a much higher nature, and capable of giv- ing the mind a much nobler entertain- ment. Would one think it was possi- ble, at a time when an author lived that was able to write the Phadra and Hip- polytus, for a people to be so stupidly fond of the Italian opera, as scarce to give a third day’s hearing to that ad- mirable tragedy? Music is certainly very agrecable entertainment; but if it would make us incapable of hearing sense, if it would exclude arts that have Spring DRESS MATERIALS & TRIMMINGS Number NOW ON SALE To buy Vogue is style INSURANCE not to buy it extravagance $08, comicbooks.com