Life — March 6, 1913 — page 60: what you’re looking at

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Medical Law The Medical Trust convenes. Up-to- date revision of all things medical will be rapidly effected. There is no such thing as Science in Medicine outside the observation and supervision of this institution. This institution is cog- nizant of all that can exist in medi- cine. No remedies, no treatment can be taken unless authorized by this body. If a patient get well by other means, method or attendance, such pa- tient ceases to exist. He could not ex- pect to get well, and we declare that he is dead. If any so-called doctor who is not stamped and sealed Regular by this in- stitution treat any patient whatever, that patient remains ill till such time as he receive treatment from a Regu- lar physician of the Medical Trust. Things cannot be what they seem, ac- cording to medical law. If & patient die when he has been regularly treated by a Regular phy- sician the deceased’s name shall be en- grossed on the roll of honor. 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