Life — January 16, 1913 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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LITHIA SPRINGS WATER C2 SPrtnas:vinsina svat ii rr a The Markets meeting of Parliament; but little of good Honesty—The demand for this arti- quality has been brought to market. cle is still very flat, nor do we think A sort of mock Auction Sale lately took any rise is likely to take place. The only place in Covent Garden, where two reason that can be given for the depres- Sedition Brokers disposed of some, sion is the badness of the times, which which, considering the inferior quality, renders the home consumption but com- found a ready market. paratively small. Prices same as last Honor.—The market has had a very month. liberal supply, abundance having been re- Common Sense.—The market of late imported with the army from France. has been lively, but little of good quality Considering the stock on hand, the has been offered for sale. The crop has prices are very high. in general failed; and the few holders have little to spare from their own neces- sities. Decency.—But little doing, and the market extremely dull. Fashion has rendered the consumption but small; as Eloquence.—The market has been ex- far as a petticoat up to the knees and tremely brisk, in consequence of the an exposed neck can make it. The holders look up for better prices, but seemingly with little chance of success. Patriotism.—Heavy and dull; nor do we look for an advance; every one is too much occupied by his own distress to think even for the public good. Price, the same. Puzzled the Cop . = It was in one of those thriving Texas It’s the Oxygen cities where railroads abound that a in Calor, (Peroxide of Hydrogen) that renders it s0 efficient as a tired and w y 0 a “Gr of the mow ood ener, of the, testh: WHeeman, and ack Tae ae he x Dentists advise its use. Physicians preseribe it. fed the: way, tothe )3; All Drugsists, 25 Cents MC A. Sample and Booties free on requett The“ copper” was puzzled. He took off McKESSON & ROBBINS. NEW YORK his hat and scratched his head. Finally he burst out: “ Stranger, you've got me. Artistic Parisian Postcards and Photos. I know where the Frisco is, and the M., List and superb selections by letterpost in strong, plain en- K. & T., but that Y. M. C. A. is a new elope: 61-43, $5 (Dolag Mil. Remittances wafer reestered one on me."—Everybody’s Magazine. HOW TO SPEAK ¢ Generosity Four or five ladies bustled into a pri- vate office the other day. “What can I do for you, ladies?” ked the manager pleasantly. Why,” began one of the visitors, “we are taking up a subscription, and we knew you wouldn't like it if we didn't give you an opportunity to subscribe.” The manager bowed graciously and asked: “And the object? Of course it is a worthy one, or you would not be interested in it.” Yes, sir,” replied the spokeswoman, “we think it a very worthy object. It is to build a home for aged and in- digent widows.” “Excellent! Excellent! I shall take pleasure in making you out a check.” “Oh, how lovely of you!” exclaimed the spokeswoman when she received the bit of paper and read the amount— one hundred pounds. “Ob, we didn't expect to get that much from you. We are ever so much obliged.” “So good of him!” and similar ex- clamations were heard as the check was passed around for the admiration of the party. “But,” said the lady who handled the check last, “you haven't signed it.” “That is because I do not wish my benefactions known to the world,” said the manager modestly. “I wish to give the check anonymously.” And he bowed the ladies out with great dignity. —Weekly Telegraph. Dicxeys’s “Christmas Carol” is six- ty-nine years old, and just as good as new.* Pierpont Morgan can go home and read it in the original manuscript, but your copy, no matter how cheap and plain, will give identically the same pleasure—Cleveland Plain Dealer. 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