Life — October 24, 1912 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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Your family physician can now help you 1 regain lost hearing i Simply by feeding pure sound waves to organs sal that are stiff, shrunken and bloodless from want im of exercise. - The chances are ten to one there's nothing else wa the matter with them, unless it is inflammation. hol rom a es If it scunds reasonable, write for particulars of iti THE MEYER.ROWAN INSTRUMENT the | The Rowan Sales Company Iat Sole Selting Agents tol 62S East 163rd St., New York Guaranteed Our Feminine Government | Sociologists are of the opinion that 1 (2 Mills per Shave) Guaranteed | a State has many characteristics of an ki | individual, and that it is subject to nN as many whims. We suspect. if this co yi slider: filliig mga S00: Head! Basher dares Huma be true, that our American Govern- th A package of 12 AutoStrop blades may return his 12 blades ment has a very large feminine streak in to us, state how many shaves he is short, and we will send him in its make-up. all enough new blades to make good his shortage. The era of Guar- s : 7 F anteed Shaving is here. Some time ago Congress, in a burst if of emotional sentimentalism. adde . WE ARE SELLING SHAVING SATISFACTION eee Roa tee aieee w : about $25,000,000 to the pension list : HERE is nothing wonderful about the above . in order to alleviate the sufferings of those people who had been presumed | to afflicted in remote battles. Then Congress (as is not uncom. mon with some ladies we might men- guarantee. For example, there is not a Head Barber in the world who would not guarantee 500 shaves from 12 of his razors. Why? Because his expert hand stropping easily strops 500 shaves from 12 blades. The AutoStrop Safety Razor is merely head barber stropping done mechanically. Anybody can do i as expertly as a head barber and as quickly and handily, because the AutoStrop Safety Razor Strops, Shaves, Cleans Without Detaching Blade tion) became interested in something else and forgot all about these veter- ans and went off on a spree over Panama and wool. Congress, in this inebriated condition, neglected to pass any appropriation for the ‘pension list; the consequence was, that thousands of people who had become dependent upon this, their only source of income. ‘actically driven to starvation, ged the payment officers of the Pension Bureau day and night. Then Congress, stirred up by the re- verberation, suddenly righted this Do not be over-modest about asking ths dealer for an AutoStrop Safety Razor on thirty days’ free trial. For if you take it back we protect him from loss, The AutoStrop Safety Razor consists of silver plated, self-strop- ping razor, 12 blades and strop in handsome case. Price $5. Fancy combination sets also. Price in Canada and U. S. the same. Factories in both countries. Send for catalogue. AutoStrop Safety Razor Company, 368 sth Ave., New York, Toronto, London, Get a Blade-Saving, Head-Barber-Shaving eae OR Az Itself widow aeekre fect a neg Fleshows youhow to trop AvtoSvop blades to Head Bitber edecs If a wooden man can do it, you can. wrong. It is a perfect characteristic of the feminine temperament to give more than it has and then to neglect the business of carrying out the in- tention. ere ERI Tur more Colonel Roosevelt thinks about his past life, the more he can't remember a single mistake he ever made. —Columbus, Ohio, State Journal. FROM ORCHARD TO YOU: a BE VILLAGE VIEW APPLES 3 ee Ripened on the tree, packed into cushioned boxes and shipped direct, to you, Never put in cold storage, Their distinctive, rich, delicate flavor has made them famous the world over. It is the Hobson's Choice i} An | ness trip through the West stopped at | Eastern man who was on a busi- OP, all hotel in a country town one ae : soil and crisp, balmy mountain air. that. make. ViL= He entered the dining room and VIEW APPLES far more delicious than ordinary apples was shown to a table by a waiter Act to-day—order a trial box of these Geliciousapples. We deliver as ; to your door—{express charges prepaid to ail points east of the ‘Missi Will you have some pork and beans, sippi river, for less than you pay for cold storage apples. sir?” asked the waiter, as he brought 100 choice sles $4.00—Winesaps, Albemarle Pippins, Mam- waa of water: moth Black Twigs.” One kind to a box—no assortments, the customary No, Id He pack apples ihat are absolutely perfect. Sa ‘t care for them,” answered Remit theek or money order” Reference: Peoples N D ” Tjnctiarg. Was Order wow. “The vopply tel the 1 never cat pork and beans. : y orders. Had ore apples for your health’ ab e . can sanuppios day berpe the doctor aeay—Our imereatiog bookie ence Dinner is over, then, sir,” said the can apples day berpethe derve ras waiter as he moved away Bese —Youth’s Companion. comicbooks.com