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This page contains three humorous anecdotes satirizing social hypocrisy and changing values: **"Weight for Age"**: A cosmopolitan named Addison Mizner laments the death of bohemian romance, telling a story about a middle-aged man wooing a young showgirl with poetic language about feeling young. She interrupts coldly: the only thing that matters is whether he's *rich*. The joke mocks both nostalgic romanticism and mercenary modern attitudes—suggesting true bohemian idealism has been replaced by crude materialism. **"Not Needed"**: A backwoods lumberman refuses to buy nightshirts because he "don't set around much of nights." Simple rural humor about a man's practical confusion. **"Absolute Proof"**: A deaf man claims he can't hear an organ-grinder's music playing outside the courthouse to prove his deafness to a skeptical clerk. Dark humor about someone successfully faking a disability. The page primarily advertises a Boston estate for sale. The cartoons reflect *Life* magazine's typical early-20th-century satirical approach: mocking social pretension, urbanization, and changing gender dynamics.

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SANT SCISSOR Yphwl ) Weight for Age Addison Mizner, the well known viveur and cosmopolitan, lamented at roof garden supper in New York the decay of bohemianism. “The bohemianism of Murger—where is it?" he said. “Nowhere. Search the Boulevard des Italiens, arch Pice: dilly, search the Great White Ws you'll find nothing but cold, calculating, mercenary hearts. “Tn a lobster palace, over a woodcock nda bottle of champagne, I once heard a middle-aged widower say ardently to a beautiful show girl: “lt is true that I am slightly older than yourself, but you must remember that a man is as young as he feels, and as for me “ But the show girl interrupted coldly : “Oh, I don't care anything about that’ she said. ‘The only thing that is whether you are as rich Topeka Capital. MRS, TOMPKINS REHEARSES HER NEW interests as you look.’ ARTICLE, “THE INDEPENDENCE OF THE NEW WOMAN” Not Needed While a traveling man was waiting for an opportunity to show his samples to a merchant in a little backwoods town in Missouri, a customer came in and bought a couple of night shirts. Afterwards a long, lank lumberma with his trousers stuffed in his boots, aid to the merchan' “What was them ‘cre that feller bot? “Night shirts. Can I sell you one or tw m “Naup, I reckon not,” said the Mi sourian. “I don’t sct around much of nights.”"—Lippincott’s. Absolute Proof A man who had received a jury no- tice p not attending. aded deafness as his excuse for really am deaf,” he said to the clerk who was enrolling the names. “Prove it,” said the clerk. The man hesitated, then face brightened as an organ commenced to play in the street outside. “Can you hear that organ?” he said. “Yes,” replied the clerk. “Well, I can't,” replied the man tri- umphantly. Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph. his Live: is for sale by al postage to foreign countries in the Postal Union, $1.06 of the world, copies, 10 cents, Back numbers, after three months from 10 out of print date of publica Lssues poor to oceempanied by stamped and atirewed envelope. Lave does mat hold inet Southampton Reve, Lins sted contributions Ne contribution weil! be returned wnle The foreign trace +y; stations in LAP are eapzrighted. may be obtained from booksellers *$ London Ofice, Cannon House, Breams Wailding, Fer Reprint Rights in Great Britain apple Lave, 114 THIS A Home For Life NEAR BEAUTIFUL pat ATE in Chestnut Hill, six miles from the State House. One of Boston's loveliest suburbs, Highest elevation in the surrounding country. The grounds are beautifull and paneled Engl FOR SALE, An ideal all-the-year bome. ‘The house contains a stately Baronial hall finished in carved dining-room and breakfast-room, all finished in rare woods. It contains many beautifully-carved fire- most modern and durable character; nine master's bedrooms, boudoir, six bath-rooms, and ample servants’ quai air-cooling plant for use in warm weather. Stable, carrisge house. garage end gardener’s cottage. Close at hand are the celebrated Brandagee and Lairz Anderson estates, Terms to suit, ‘or photograph ces and mantel: Itis the most compkte and beautiful estate for sale near Boston at the present time. and ful! particulars, address JAMES D. GABLER, 311 West 43d Street, New York. The splendid Tudor residence was designed by Chapman & Frazier. ns, groves and gardens. Construction isof brick and steel. ji mn. library, smoking-room, electrica I fixtures all expecially designed; plumbing of the rters in separate wing. Heated by hot water system, and hasa special 212 comicbooks.co