Life, 1912-10-03 · page 42 of 56
Life — October 3, 1912 — page 42: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising and miscellaneous content** rather than political satire. The main elements are: **Major Advertisement:** Southern Pacific Steamships promotes luxury ocean voyages from New York to New Orleans for $40-$70, emphasizing leisure travel with included meals and accommodations. **Filler Content:** The page includes brief anecdotes labeled "Expert Testimony," "Lost and Found," and "A Safeguard"—humorous short pieces typical of Life's format. These are gentle jokes: a ferryman reassuring a nervous passenger, a woman valuing motherhood, and a doctor's memory-loss pun. **Notable Section:** "Miss Kemble Acts Ophelia" features actress Fanny Kemble's recollection of performing Shakespeare, praising her father's emotional intensity while criticizing other actors' coldness. The page also advertises picture reproductions and Cortez cigars. Overall, this represents Life's blend of satirical humor, celebrity commentary, and commercial advertising—not focused political cartooning.
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One Hundred Golden Hours at Sea New York to New Orleans Down the coast o’er balmy seas and ’cross the Gulf of Mexico—an ocean voyage which for invigorating, health-giving, fascinating conditions has no equal in the world. 10,600-ton luxurious | SOUTHERN PACIFIC STEAMSHIPS $40 9% —- $70 Revs Choice of Rail Lines one way. Fare the same. Berth and Meals on Ship Included. Suites of parlor, bedroom and bath. Write for descriptive books L. H. Nutting, General Passenger Agent—Dept. M 1158 Broadway 366 Broadway 1 Broadway (27th Se.) (Franklin Se.) (Bowling Green) New York Lost and Found The ferryman, whilst plying over a water which was only slightly agitated, was asked by a timid lady in his boat whether any persons were ever lost in that river. “Oh, no,” said he, “we al- ways finds ‘em agin, the next day.” Expert Testimony Dr. George Draper, of the Rocke feller Institute, discussing woman's work in the world, said: “ And this, mind you, s child-bearing out of count. Two en sat one day on a wind-swept ocean pier. The first woman had thre« beautiful children, the other was child- less. The childless woman, gazing wist- — fully out over the tumbling blue water, aid: ‘I'd give ten years of my life to € three such children as yours.’ Well, three children cost about that,’ the other woman answered grave- ly."—Argonaut. A vamous king said, “If men only knew how pleasant to me it is to forgive faults, there is not one of them who would not commit crime. —From the Orient. 1922 Miss Kemble Acts Ophelia I have acted Ophelia three times with my father, and cach time, in that beauti ful sce love xu ne where his madness and his ush forth together like a torrent swollen with storms, that bears a thow sand blossoms on its troubled waters, 1 have ¢: hardly xperienced such deep emotion as to be able to speak. The exauisite tenderness of his voice, the wild com- parison and forlorn pity of his looks, bestowing that on others which, above all others, he most necded; the melan- choly re ing; ev tonatio anguish that the human heart is capa of end on his very shadow of expression lessness, the bitter self-scorn- nm was so full of all the mii luring, that my eyes scarce fixed ere they filled with tears; and long hefore the scene was over, the let ters and jewel-cases [ was tendering to him we re wet with them. The hardness of professed actors and actresses is someth i amazing. After this part [ could not but recall the various Ophelias T have astonishing absence of © feeling made r Part regard scen and commend them for the rything like which they exhibited. Oh, it my heart sore to act it! Fanny Kemble. A Safeguard ext: T wish to consult you with to my utter loss of memory Docrox: Ab, yes!) Why—er—in cass of this nature I always require my fe in adv 160 Pictures ance.—Christian Intelligencer. for 25 Cents Make Your Home More Attractive pen han d twenty-five cents for LIF dsome | 130-page showing miniature reproductions of pi price from twenty-five cents up to $2.00, ictures for framing, ranging in If, upon examination, you | think the catalogue is not worth price, we will return the moncy. Send ‘in stamps or cash to Life, 17 West 31st St.. New York | G FOR 3. AGARS . “MADE AT KEY WEST comicbookeom catalogue Mu Mu!