Life — September 12, 1912 — page 38: what you’re looking at

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abel 5, ANT, Ny Ny yllwy Their Consolation Quartermaster General Edwin A. Tay- lor, of the United Sons of Confederate Veterans, told at a Memorial Day ban- quet in Memphis this story Southerner,” he said, “sat in the lobby of a New York hotel, discussing certain camp: a Northerner. Well, the Northerner ended, with well, we licked you, anyhow." Yes, you did,’ the Southerner ad- mitted, ‘but, by thunder, it’s plain, from the size of your pension list, that before we gave in we crippled every blessed one EY AUT JESSR) SGOR5 Self Restraint It was a very hot day and the fat Grummer who wanted the twelve-twenty train got through the gate at just twelve- twenty-one. The ensuing handicap was watched with absorbed interest both from the train and the station platform. At its conclusion the breathless and_ per. a spiring knight of the road wearily took ENS Mv the back trail, and a vacant-faced “ red of you!’ "—New York Tribune. | cap” came out to relieve him of his grip. Mister,” he inquired, “ was you tryin The Explanation | to ketch that Pennsylvania train Lortin: How dare you ask Mrs, Bul- 4 No, my son,” replied the patient man “No yard."—Saturday lion to a one-course luncheon ? Harty: She won't know it. She's a Fletcherite, and by the time she has fin- I was merely chasing it out of the cuing Post ished she'll have to move on to some five o'clock tea.—Harper’s Bazar, Not for Him concluded the Sunday-school teacher, “if you are a good hoy, Tommy, you will go to Heaven and have a gold your head.” “Not much,” said Tommy; “T had them things put on a tooth oncet.” —Ladies’ Home Journal Pol Parrottstein: NOTHING LEFT BUT A —Fliegende Blactter. FEW SEATS IN THE Tor Row And,” Her Opportunity xp: What a anything, face a day like this! Wire: Come on down to the milliner’s Youxe Hu: T could dare lorious day! anything, on crown 0: $5.00 a year cities of the wo J. The foreign trade supplied from L ? Ae ttamped and addreued envelope, Lave dees net held itulf Ssuthampton Rew, London, W", Ce . “*Different’’ Cigarette The Crowning Attribute of Lovely Women is Cleanliness "* a> ‘A woman's personal sati<faction in looking charming and daloty Is fr doubled when she knows everything about her 1s eaquisitely clean, She iD Naiad Dress Shields I am willing to retire before my betters—but as yet I have not found them. are thoroughly hygienic aod healthful to the most deticate skin: J absolutely tree from rubber, with Ite disagreeable odor! IS PAL auliekly STERILIZED by immersing In boillag water fora few secon R/j LN only, ‘They are preferred by well-gowned Women of refined taste. ‘Ab etores or sample pair on receipt of 2c, Etery pair guaranteed. andsome colored reproduction of this beautiful Coles Phillips drawing on heary paper, 10 2 12, sent for 10ce, No advertising. The C. E. CONOVER CO., Mfrs. 101 Franklin Str. —MILO. THE SURBRUG COMPANY, New York t, NEW YORK comico