Life — August 8, 1912 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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Write for ‘‘ The Body Beautiful’’ and Trial Plan to-day ANNETTE KELLERMANN, » wen atat Street, New York | 10 Minutes a Day 32, P0r, Distors cadet Pash" wed omens Per beth" Setmtag ARN HOW TO SWIM Prof. Dalton is ming teacher. fons are for the novice as well bound the yachtsman brings his beloved vessel | back to her winter quarters, he finds her in a condition that requires him to call in the aid of the shipbuilding profession and to lavish upon her costly tonics of Slam goand te, pagwe tetraiod. at st hemp and iron and the various other ex- Furr & Waaxaizs Comrast, Dept $09. pensive remedies prescribed by skilful - . ___ yachting specialists. 2 When spring returns the yachtsman finds that he must cither quarrel with his yacht or carry her ruinously expensive plans for the approaching scason. She is not satisfied with the position of her with a complete wardrobe of new sails and signals. Then she convinces her owner that unless he is willing to have her called a perfect fright he must lengthen her bow ten or fifteen feet an:l equip her with longer top masts. Very probably she will be dissatisfied with her figure after these alterations have been made and will assert that unless she is given more breadth of beam she might as well withdraw from yachting socicty and slave herself to death in the oyster or fruit trede, It is no wonder that in these circumstances no man can own a yacht who has not an independent for tune, of at least a position as counsel for an insolvent railroad. A yacht which squamders money like water all summer. ndergocs elaborate repairs in the fall ind is completely remodeled every spring, is infinitely more extravagant than any woman who ever wore 32mo shoes or microscopic gloves. There is only one way in which to be in happy yachtsman. It is to buy a slow and rather plain looking yacht. Such a yacht rarely cares to go into society and carefully shuns the giddy regatta, Her owner will never be pointed out as the proprictor of a crack yacht, but he can enjoy a quict, domestic sort of happiness which the owner of a fast yacht can never know, and he can feel that calm confidence in his yach ballast which is worth more than moncy, challenge cups and other yachting prizes. WL. Alden. Green “ Have you any lobsters “Yes, ma'am; here “Haven't you any that are riper? Those look so green —Los Angeles Evening Herald. fresh lot.” masts and insists upon having them brought closer together or placed further apart. She is unwilling to enter another regatta unless she is provided with a new and more graceful stern and furnished LITTLE TROUBLES OP OUR PRE- HISTORIC ANCESTORS “coxrounp ir! 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