Life — August 8, 1912 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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Ungrateful Brute It was a very hot day and a picnic had been arranged by the United Society of Lady Vegetarians. They were comfortably seated, and waiting for the kettle to boil, when, hor- ror of horrors! a savage bull appeared on the scene. Immediately a wild rush was made for safety, while the raging creature pounded after one lady who, unfortunately, had a red parasol. By great good fortune she nipped over the stile before it could reach her. Then, regaining her breath, she turned round. “Oh, you ungrateful creature!" she exclaimed. “Here have I been a vege- tarian all my life. There’s gratitude for you!"—London Answers. A teaspoonful of Abbott's Bitters with your Grape Fruit | makes an ideal appetizing tonic. Sample of bitters by mail, 2gcts.instamps. C. W. Abbott & Co., Baltimore, Md Ethel’s Climax Little Ethel had been brought up with a firm hand and was always taught to re- port misdeeds promptly. 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