Life — June 20, 1912 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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pil baila og Ghe fGaldwoin playg A Baldwin product throughout! That is the reason of reasons for the won- derful perfection of the Baldwin Player-Piano, All the sentiment, care, ingenuity and heart that enter into the making of the Baldwin Piano are expended upon every part of the Baldwin Player-Piano as well. RY FOOLISH NIEMPO ARIES Az Sa How They Ran A lawyer was cross-examining an old German about the position of the doors, indows, and so forth, in a house in which a certain transaction occurred. And now, my good man,” said the lawyer, “will you be good enough to tell the court how the stairs run in the house The German looked dazed and un- settled for a moment. “How do the airs run?” he queried. “Yes, how do the stairs run?" “Vell,” continued the witness, after a moment's thought, “ven I am oop-stairs dey run down, and ven I am downstairs dey run oop."”—National Monthly. Declined with Thanks Reports had come to the president of a famous Eastern college that one of the students was drinki: more than was good for him. Mccting the offender on the campus one morning the head of the university stopped him and said severely : “Young man, do you drink?” “ Well—why "—the student hesitated— “not so carly in the morning, thank you, Doctor."—Ladies’ Home Journal. Unworthy A woman lately wrote an cditor of the personal columns, and said : “T have lost three husbands and now have an offer of a fourth, Shall I accept him The reply came: “If you have lost three husbands I should say you are too careless to be trusted with a fourth.” —Harper’s Magazine. Sliced Oranges with a dash of Abbott's Bitters are appe- althful. Sampte of bitters by mail, 25 cts. in stamps.| 25 Cents We do not add someone's else player mechanism to the Baldwin Piano. We build our own mechanism into itas an integral part designed to produce and control the tone effectively as the piano keys and pedals. The result is this:—Just as the Baldwin Piano, through its responsive touch, enables the great artists to picture their every mood ‘without condition or limit, so the Baldwin Player- Piano, through its super-sensitive pneumatic action, en- ables "sow to express your musical feelings without a thought or suggestion of mechanical restraint. THE BOOK OF THE BALDWIN PLAYER-PIANO gives complete information about this wonderful instrument. The Baldwin Company CINCINNATI Indianapolis 18 N, Penn‘a St, Chicago 323 So. Wabash Ave. St. Louis Louisville 1111 Olive Street 425 S. Fourth Ave. Sent on request. Write fora copy. New York 8 E. 34th Street San Franciseo 310 Sutter Street Denver 1626 California St. A Happy Marriage Depends largely on a know!l- ige of the whole truth bout self and sex and their relation to life and health, This knowledge does not ‘every-day sources. SEXOLOGY (Illustrated) by Wikiam H. Walling, A.M., M.D., imparts in a clear, wholesome way in one volume: Knowledge a Y: ther Sho 1° % Hromledge a vather 2 Houkd Impart to His Son, Knowled: ‘oun howledse i Young Wit i Impart to Her Daughter Should Have. Allin one trated, $2, postpeld. Write for ‘eople’s Opinions and Table of Contents. Puritan Pub. Co., 776 Perry Bldg., Phila., Pa. GARTERS Map uch YE | Tailored to Fit the Led, A. STEIN ECO. CHICACO,U.SA A Horrible Example Nat Goodwin peaceably was on tour. Seats were selling like hot cakes. Mr. Goodwin was down in the foyer watchin the weathe A thin-visaged woman with a throttle-hold on her purse minced up to the window and bought one ticket for the matinee. As she passed out, counting and re- counting her change, the woman over: heard an acquaintance of Mr. Goodwin's calling him by name. The woman looked them both over with close scrutiny. Then she went back to the box office. “Is that Mr, manded. “Mr. Nat C. Goodwin “Yes. “The man who plays in this play I've just bought a ticket for?” “Ye “All right,” said the stopped, probed the fastnesses of her relicule, pulled out her newly secured ticket and pushed it back reluctantly through the window. If you're sure that’s Mr. Goodwin,” remarked the wom- an, “you can take that ticket ht back and give me an orchest as far you can get it—no, c two tra scats and give them to me for For if that’s Nat Goodwin, I'm ing to bring my featherheaded son and show bin just what mony can do for a man.” —The Green Book Goodwin?" she de- woman, She “ZT rnovont your father looked very handsome with his gray hairs.” “Yes, dear old chap. I ga those."—London Opinion. | THE Ideal Bitters. NI—the only genuine, Why he ‘best? ae e. Once. J, always verde New York, Gen'l Dist velous This t cat be Smoot Maxit {or you Dixza’ Ask yo a bign comicbooks.com