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This page contains primarily **advertisements and book reviews** rather than political cartoons. The main content is a rhymed book review of "A Hoosier Chronicle" by Meredith Nicholson. The review satirizes **early 1900s Indiana politics**, mocking corrupt state politician Morton Bassett (likely inspired by real political boss Albert J. Beveridge or similar figures). The satire targets: - Machine politics and legislative corruption ("he owned his legislature") - Grafting officials seeking Senate seats - The notion that a politician's moral reformation depends on his daughter's intervention The joke's punch line—that real bosses don't actually reform through women's moral persuasion—acknowledges the book's sentimentality while implying actual corruption was far more entrenched. The surrounding advertisements (telephone booth ventilation, luggage insurance, bitters, marriage guidance) reflect period concerns: sanitation in public spaces, travel safety, and matrimonial advice.

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"SLTERSE TELEPHONE BOOTHS. Q It sounds too good to be true —but it is an accomplished fact. Sturtevant Ventilating Set keeps Telephone Booths free of every trace of smell, clam- miness and “‘dead air, It diffuses a constant stream of pure outside air into one or more booths, and lets it out through a patented device which allows no sound to escape. Com- ely changes the air in the booth every two or three minutes. It is one of the greatest inventions in the development of the telephone. It must soon be used in every tele- phone booth because it means comfort and hygienic safety. Hundreds of hotels, clubs and busi- ness houses have installed them. Their cost is nominal. Send for descriptive booklet B.L.S B. F. Sturtevant Company Hyde Park, Boston, Mass. Offices in all Principal Cities. ws Western Electric Company 01 8 in all Principal Cities. Rhymed Reviews A Hoosier Chronicle (By Meredith Nicholson, Houghton Mifflin Co.) 'Twas Nineteen-three, or some such date, The scene was rural Indiana, Where Morton Bassett ran the State Like Mr. M, Alonzo Hanna. He flattened all that barred his way, As any speeding motor-car would, And slightly soiled his protegé, Our younger hero, Daniel Harwood. For Dan so greatly wished to win That Bassett’s wiles had near depraved him, When dark-eyed Sylvia butted in, Awoke his Nobler Self and saved him. And who was Sylvia, child of light ?— Old Bassett’s daughter! Let's con- fess it, Because you're all so very bright That long before this part you'd guess it. Yes, Morton Bassett even when A youth had trained for later trea- sons By wedding Sylvia’s ma, and then Deserting her for business reasons. This tale, made worse, was coming out To curdle Bassett's milk with rennet, When that old fox was just about To join the honored U. S. Senate. Still Bassett didn’t care at all, Because he owned his legislature ; But Sylvia happened in to call Upon her father’s Better Nature. “Look here,” said she; “your record shames The State; your graft has grown ex- cessive. Come, Pa, resign your tainted claims And nominate a True Progressive!” And Bassett did her high command ; And when, a well-conducted spaniel, She had him eating from her hand, She thought it safe to marry Daniel. Our bosses don’t act just that way; But let us lift a glad hosanna That Graft thus bows to Woman's Sway In Sentimental Indiana. Arthur Guiterman, En route with your luggage A little precaution before the start of your trip may obviate embarrassing sit- uations. Let one of our Tourist Policies on your luggage be that precau- tion, It should accom- pany the purchase of your ticket whenever you go on land or sea. “It costs but a few cents a day and may ‘you hundreds of dollars. If you will advise us in advance of the date of your departure upon any trip, we will send you gratis our attractive and useful bon voy: book entitled “ Things to Remem- ber While Traveling.” Insurance Company of North America Walnut Third Streets Philadelphia, Pa. WHEN TRAVELING Founded 1792 YOUR BAG! Capital $4,000,000 CLEWTOT | Surplusto Policy Holders over ABBOTTS BITTERS ‘Makes the best cocktail. A pleasing aromatic with all Wine, Spirit and Soda beverages. Appetizing, healthful, to. use with Grape Fruit, Oranges, Wine Jelly. At Wine Mer- chants or Druggists. Sample by mail, 25¢ in stamps. C. W. ABBOTT & CO., Baltimore, Md. A Happy Marriage Depends largely on a know! edge of the ‘whole truth about self and sex and their relation to life and health. This knowledge does not come intelligently of itself, nor correctly from ordinary every-day sources. SEXOLOGY (Ulustrated) by William H. Walling, A.M., 3f.D., imparts in a clear, wholesome way in on 1d Have. ‘Should Have. ave. ‘ather Should Impart to His Son. wiedge au Husband Should Have. & Mother Should. Tuspart to Her Daughter. Medical Knowledge a Wite Should Have: Alt 1a one volum ated, $2, postpai Write lor “Other Feopie's Op "Table of Contents Puritan Pub. Co., 776 Perry Bidg., Phila., Pa. comicbooks.com