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This page from *Life* magazine contains three distinct humor pieces plus advertisements. **"Unexampled Courage"** and **"His Star Part"** are brief jokes. The first mocks religious piety by having a bishop's son suggest that praying bishops would be more courageous than praying boys—a mild dig at clergy. The second satirizes actors' vanity: a letter of introduction praises an actor for playing great dramatic roles but concludes he "plays billiards best," suggesting his actual talent lies only in billiards. **"Standard Melodrama"** parodies the overwrought theatrical conventions of early 20th-century popular drama. It mockingly outlines the predictable formula: virtuous heroine ("Pretty Jane"), honest hero ("Honest Jack"), mustache-twirling villain, and absurdly convenient plot resolutions (the villain literally tumbles off a cardboard cliff). The satire targets the genre's artificial staging and predictable narrative structure that audiences found thrilling but were, to sophisticated viewers, risibly simplistic. The page is primarily **advertisements** for Maillard's cocoa and Houbigant perfume.

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5 AVI, Nyllv5 2 Unexampled Courage He was the small son of a bishop, and his mother was teaching him the meaning of courage. “ Supposing,” she said, “there were twelve boys in one bedroom, and eleven got into bed at once, while the other knelt down to say his prayers, that boy would show true courage.” “Oh!” said the young hopeful, “I know something that would be more courageous than that! Supposing there were twelve bishops in one bed- room, and one got into bed without saying his prayers!"—Truth Sceker. His Star Part Recently a letter of introduction was handed by an actor to a manager which described the presenter as an actor of much merit, and concluded: “He plays Macbeth, Richelieu, Hamlet, Shylock, rds. He plays billiards best.” —Argonaut. “wor! IN FOUR DAYS. “DE USUAL TIN! WOMEN, AN’ sonc! SPENT THREE wot on?” SEVENTY-FOIVE JAMES. Standard Melodrama The scene: Modest hamlet, shady dell, Blacksmith shop and village well; Rustic background, buckwheat crop Painted on a canvas drop. ain, dark and mean; 7Pretty Jane, the village queen. Honest Jack, whom she prefers, And some mossbacked villagers. The plot: Pretty Jane is lured away By an artifice one day. Spurns the villain, naught avails; Villain binds her to the rails. The climax: Jack has saved her! Out of breath, Drags her from the jaws of death. Villain gets a husky biff, Tumbles down the cardboard cliff. The finale: To the village they go back, Pretty Jane and honest Jack “ Bless ye, children,” says her pop. Let the big green curtain drop. Louisville Courier-Journal. wine, wultaneously in the United States, Great Britain, Canada and British ‘Additional postage to foreign countries ia the Postal Union, $1.04 Back numbers, after three months from Live is published every Thursday. Possessions. $5.00 a year In adva a year; to Canada, $2 cents. Single current copies, 10 cents. date of pabliration, 25 cents. Ne contribution will be returned unless accompanied br stamped and addrened envelite. responsible for the las or mancreturn of wnulicited contributions. Live is for sale by all Newsdealers 1n Great Britain, ‘The Laternational News Company, Breams Building, Lire dees met held itself Chascery Lane, Loadon, EC. England, Acs News Exchanges, 21 Bride Lane, Fleet St Gustaro Modena, Milan; Mayence, Germ: The text an Seuthampton Rete, 2 alto at Saarbach's Denis, Parisy 1, Via Breatanos's, 37 Ave. de l'Opera, . London: 148 Rue du Faubourg, fons in LPH are copyrighted. For Reprint Rights in Great Britain apply to Lave, 14 We. Prompt mutifcation should be sent by subscribers of any chance ef addrev. he best oconmw { of them al//. EVERY Breakf ind delicious, it graces every func- ch Cocoa is supreme. lends an added charm to the meal. Whether it be the elaborate banquet, the formal dinner, luncheon. orin the quiethome circle, or the nursery, Maillard’s Breakfast Cocoa always finds a peculiar welcome. "s Vi Chocolate reveals the last word in the confectioner’s art—a wonderful combination of purity, strength and delicate flavor. Try it today. At Leading Dealers Fifth Avenue at Thirty-fifth Street, New York ‘Spend the noon hour in the Luncheon Restaurant— afternoon tea serced, three to siz. The glory of the flowers fills the heart of this charm- ing new perfume, captured and presented to you by HOUBIGANT PARIS the first perfumer of France and the acknowledged creator of the finest perfumes in the world. Coeur de Jeannette Giant op “oeannertey holds a heart full of fascinating fragrance. Infinitely | ailuring when used sparingly. Two ounce bottle, in dainty box, $3.15. HOUBIGANT'S IDEAL PERFUME has been for ten years the favorit: of women of fashion. int preparations of highest excellence, including Coeur de Jeannette, are sold by leading dealers. SAMPLE OF COEUR DE JEANNETTE mailed to you on receipt of 20c—actual cost, postage, ete. PARK & TILFORD, 225 Fifth Ave., New York City Sole Agents in the United States comicbooks.com