Life — February 15, 1912 — page 39: what you’re looking at

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EERE in’ roun’ after another thing like a curry- comb wid a flounced handle. Dere was a year ob corn, wid a ruffle down each side, an’ de fuss ting I knowed a six- legged base-drum come swimmin’ along an’ jus’ swallowed it. Talk about won- ders on de lan’! Dey ain't a patchin’ to de water.” Mr. Lewman said: “De fuss part ob Mr. Hunnicut’s argyment, seems to me, is all for de lan’, Dere would be no Niagary or any odder falls if de lan’ wasn’t in such a mos’ wonderful shape to make falls. De water falls ‘cause dat’s its matcher. Jus’ look right here in Mount Vernon. Dere’s Norton's Dam; dere’s de same principle, de same !aw ob natcher. Take away de dam, de water is no more dan common water. No, saar, dere’s no wonder in de water at Niagary. De wonder is in de lan’.” Dr. Crane said: “ Perhaps it’s not gen- crally known, but still it is a fac’, dat if it's not for de water in de air we'd all die, Dere mus’ be water in de air we take into our lungs to sustain life. An’, strange as it may seem, dere mus’ be water in de air to sustain combustion. You could not kindle a fire were it not for de aqueous gases ob de air. (By aqueous I mean watery.) I call dat won- derful—I can see nothing like it in de lan’—dat de water which put out de fire is necessary to make de fire burn.” Mr. Morehouse said: “ Mr. Chaarman, I hope dat you'll rule out all dat Dr. Crane jus’ said. Instruct de committee The Same Old" Whiskey your ancestors used Overholt Rye “* Same for 100 years’” Bottled in bond and aged in the wood tomaturity —light body with exquisite boquet— worth asking for A. Overholt & Co, These Makers of Electrics Pay Extra to Save You Tire Trouble ‘These makers of electric pleasure cars now use Motz Cushion Tire equipment. Names are ARES" siphabetically: Argo Electric Vehicle Co., Saginaw, BABCOCK—Babcock Electric Carriage Co., Buffalo, BAILEY~S.R. Bailey & Co. Amesbury, Mase. BAKER—Baker Motor Vehicle Co., Cleve- land, Ohio. 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