Life, 1911-11-30 · page 35 of 40
Life — November 30, 1911 — page 35: what you’re looking at
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This is a humorous short story (not a cartoon) satirizing wealthy men's marital troubles and alimony. Arthur, a "young magnate," marries twice. After his first marriage to a New England girl fails, his parents encourage him to try again. He insists on choosing independently, marrying a New York woman instead. The joke: his second wife is even *worse*—a spendthrift constantly building estates across America, France, and Scotland. Arthur returns home "pale and haggard," admitting the marriage ended in alimony payments of five million dollars. The satire targets wealthy men's poor judgment in choosing wives and the financial devastation divorce could inflict. It reflects early 20th-century anxieties about women's spending habits and marital instability among the rich.
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After his second marriage they saw very little of him, but occasionally his father met him at a directors’ meeting. “Well, rthur,” he said one day, “what are you doing to keep yourself busy?” “ Building houses,” said Arthur brief- ly. “ My wife, you know, is a trifle re: less and she likes to build new estab- lishments. She is now planning a place in every State in the Union, not to men- tion a chateau in France and a castle in Scotland.” “That's very pleasant.” “Glad you think so.” Arthur’s father went home and re- ported what he had heard “TI shouldn't be surprised,” said his mother, “if Arthur wouldn't be so anx- ious next time to follow his own judg- ment.” It was not long after this before they heard the old, familiar step on the di mond studded stairway. Arthur was home once more—looking very pale and haggard. “Well,” said his father, “is it all over? All over but the alimony,” replied Arthur. “ That will be five millions this time. 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