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This is humorous mock-formal correspondence declining a Forefathers' Day invitation to Boston. The satire lies in the writer's extended, elaborate wordplay on the term "forefather"—treating it as an amusing personal achievement rather than a historical designation. The joke centers on the absurdity of nostalgic pride in ancestry: the writer pretends to envy those who can recall the exact moment they "became" a forefather (imagining them anxiously awaiting news from a physician), and congratulates them on their organization's success at remaining "forefathers" without being "scooped" (outdone). The piece gently mocks both the earnestness of New England heritage societies and the self-importance of their members. It's typical *Life* magazine satire—affectionate ridicule of American pretension and civic ritual, using exaggerated politeness and absurdist logic as comedic weapons.

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-LIFE- == =s SSeS SSS SSSsaq SSS “No Trouble to Keep the House Clean, Now, Mary” With "RICHMOND: Vacuum Cleaning, the dust is not stirred up but is collected without a chance to escape—all of it—and removed from the room and easily destroyed. Wherever installed—in a ten-room residence or a building which meas- ures its floor space by the acre— Vacuum Cleaning will pay for itself in from cightcen to thirty months. It paya for tteelf, first, because It docs away with the annual tear-up called housecleaning (and housecleaning costs more than you think unless you have figured it out). It pays for Itself, accond, because It doubles and trebles the life of carpets, baninga, furni= ture, wall paper, id Keeps every= thing always bright and new Vacuum Cleaning does away with the worst drudgery a woman knows: without any of tho backaches of annoyances of sweeping and dust~ ing, It ensures an absolute cleanliness such a3 swceping and dusting could never make posal But even convenience and ease and perfect cleanliness are of secondary Importance when compared with the actual, traceable, provable saving of money that vacuum cleaning brings. o RICHMOND: Vacuum Cleaning ‘embraces every provedly successful type of ap= ot discount will be allowed for cash. ‘The “RICKYONY Portable Suction Clean shown In thefllustration welxhs but fen poun Instead of sixty, All that any portable cleaner can do, this one docs. It ts ample in construc- Uon, ‘There ts nothing to wear out, ‘There aro Ro gears, no diaphragms, no valves, Nothing to Jigcle loose. 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Nothing would give me greater pleas- ure than to be with you on this day of your general jubilee and to talk over old times with you. One who has never experienced the thrill of genuine joy that wakens a man to the glad realization of the fact that he is a forefather, cannot understand its full significance. You all know how it is yourself, you can speak from experi- ence, In faney’s dim corridors I see you stand, away back in the early dawn of our national day, with the tallow can- dle drooping and dying in its socket, as you waited for the physician to come and announce to you that you were a forefather. Forefathers, you have done well. Others have sought to outdo you and wrest the laurcls from your brow, but they did not succeed. As forefathers you have never been — successfully scooped. I hope that you will keep up your justly celebrated organization. If a forefather allows his dues to get in ar- rears, go to him and kindly ask him like a brother to put up. 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