ComicBooks.com Register / Loginit's free!

Life, 1911-09-21 · page 8 of 52

Life — September 21, 1911 — page 8: what you’re looking at

📖 Open the full issue in the page-flip reader →
Life — September 21, 1911 — page 8: Life, 1911-09-21

What you’re looking at

This page is primarily **advertising and articles** rather than political satire. The main advertisements are: - **Feltoid Casters and Tips** (furniture hardware) - **Havoline Motor Oils** (automotive products) - **Hamburg-American Cruises to the Orient** (luxury travel, departing January 30, 1912) The editorial content includes articles titled "Don't Get the Habit" (about bad habits) and "Shakespeare" (discussing the playwright's personal character and prolific output). There is **no political cartoon** on this page. The imagery is commercial—a woman sitting on furniture, automotive lubricant branding, and cruise ship promotional illustrations. The "Life" magazine format included advertisements alongside editorial content, which this page exemplifies. The 1912 cruise advertisement dates this publication.

📄 Transcribed text from this page (OCR, searchable)

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

LIFE If You Permit Your Hardwood Floors To BecomeScratched and Marred— SS It’s Your Own Fault. “FELTOID” Casters and Tips “Feltoids”donotscratch. They cannot mar under any condition. The felt caster wheel and tips are soft enough not to make road maps across your floors or rugs. The felt tread is dur- able, scratchproof, marproof, noiseproof, stainproof. When buying new furniture insist that it be equipped with “Feltoids.” Many makers give “Feltoids” without the asking. All will without additional cost if you insist upon having “The Floor Savers.” their hearthstone in a way that would have made a man in a New York flat commit suicide. Three little children within fourteen months, including twins, came to the humble home of the great Bard, and he began to go out and climb upon the haymow to do his writing Sometimes he would stay from home for two or three wecks at a time, fearing that when he entered the house some one would tell him that he was again a parent, Yet William Shakespeare knew all the time that he was a great man and tha some day he would write pieces to speak. He left Stratford at the age of twenty- one and went to London, where he at- tracted very little attention, for he be- longed to the Yeomanry, being a kind away It is equally important that you have “Feltoids” on your present furniture. If your dealer cannot supply you or attempts substitu. tion, write us. Send a card any- way for a copy of the “Feltoid” booklet. ‘The BURNS & BASSICK COMPANY Dept..F... Bridgeport, Conn. of dramatic Horace Grecley, both in the viatter of clothes and penmanship. Thus it would scem that while Sir Francis Bacon was attendir and getting himself familiar with the whole-arm movement so as to be able to write a free, cryptogamous hand, poor W. Shakespeare was slowly thinking the hair off his head, while ever and anon he would bring out his writing materials and his bright ready tongue, and write sonnet on an cmpty stomach.—Bill X. a business college Don’t Get the Habit It’s been explained at last, and the thing ought to be easy to avoid in the future. There's been preaching cnough against forming bad habits, but the death habit, surcly the worst of all, has not, until now, been isolated, to berrow a professional term, But you can learn all about it in a book recently issued in England, “Death: Its Causes and Phe- nomena.” The two young authors, with a laudable desire to find out all they could about their obscure subject, sent out a circular letter containing the ques- tion, “ What do you consider to be the real nature of death?” There were plenty of replies, but they proved unsat- isfactory, so one of the authors settled the thing himself It's just a habit, that’s all; a habit “to which man has hecome addicted through countless cen- turies of anticipatory suggestion.” Which goes to prove that there’s noth- ing so easily acquired as a bad habit. It spreads like wildfire! But now that it is recognized, it ought to be simple to conquer it. Dodge the habit and keep alive. Never mind about swatting the fly; that duty sinks to insignificance and can be attended to later on in some com- ing century. The thing now is to get away from that pesky death habit—un- less there’s some sort of catch in that “anticipatory suggestion" phrase. H.W. Shakespeare I do not undertake to stand up for the personal character of Shakespeare, but T say that he wrote good pieces, and I don’t care who knows it. It is doubt- less true that at the age of eighteen he married a woman eight years his senior and that children began to cluster about Writeor Bootle, ‘Ot Automobile HAVOLINE Indian Rig. Co. FOR AUTOMOBILES Clean! “hooklet Efi Gommct sense ff Handsome Mr. Alfred Austin has brought out his biography, in which he alludes to the date on which poctry was thrust upon him, January 1, 1896, in the follow- s well-chosen words: “It would be most unbecoming of me to ea comment on this occurrence.” Nothin, could be handsomer than that. He has hut to go a step further and refrain from in verse upon any occur- rence at all to satisfy the demands of the most critical. 914 Koh! Bidg. Francisco, Cal ANNUALEVENT tuary 1913, by the large Creiing » Si Italy, Le wi Sera ee Overland American MO dan dunn, Fi : Modan’ dene, Fm Nee eat igs Accent anderen Sn Fra ok 61m $050 “Around the Wend Corie willbe HAMBURG AMERICAN LINE Philadelphia Pittsburgh HAMBURG~-AMERICAN CRUISES To THE ORIENT By the palatial cruising steamer “Victoria Luise” ( 16,500 tons), sai'ing from New yt Madeira, Spain, the Mediterranean and the Orient. Especially equipped with every comfort and luxury of the best -wodern hotels, to January 30, 1912, on a 78 dav cruise to arg—Frakm Ante Itinerary includes Lisbon, Cadiz, Haha, aaa) Be eee Genet, ae : errocth, Pisa Geastintinople, Messing, Palermo and Naples, 78 daye dare: Cot gains Inn 3.95, and ibarsing expenses, leaviog ‘or epee rom § £1.60: 400 til ececary capone fon St Sone Ria, Janae, Sandwics lslands oer, land Exceras tal aide tip Optional toursof 17 daya tn India, 14 days tn Jopan. he Me 5.8. Cleceland (17,090 toma), «2 fe Fron Eta fracren Fat Brae ronhsampenmacboysopiolr § repeated in November 1912 and Feb- ip Vida Luce Send frills ated bootle 4145S Broadway, New York Boston ‘St. Louis ‘San Francisco comicbook s.com