Life — August 24, 1911 — page 35: what you’re looking at

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LIFE: When you pay less for tobacco you get less. Philip Morris English Mixture aod Cut Plug (, Costs $2.00 the pound in 2Se, $0e and $1.00 tins, Do you smoke quantity or quality? . With eualicy there no de: If your dealer does not stock these to- baccos send ue id address with 25¢ for trial 2 oz. tia of either brand. Philip Morris & Co.,Ltd. 402 W. Broadway “A country coquette, beset with a labyrinth of whims and caprices.” —Irving, “ Sketch-Book.” “The coquette is blind; she does not sce her wrinkles.”—Victor Hugo. fake no repulse, whatever she doth ‘one,’ she doth not mean —Shakespeare, “The smile that blest one lover's heart Has broken many more!" —Thomas Hood. aid of Athens, ere we part, Give, O, give me back my heart! Or, since that has left my breast, Keep it now and take the rest!” . —Byron. “He thought and wondered at the way an which women play with men, and coax them and win them and drop th —Thackeray, “ Pendennis.” “Oh woman! in our hours of ease, Uncertain, coy, and hard to please, And variable as the shade By the light quivering aspen made.” —Seott, “ Marmion” ure water is better than medicine If You Want a Kiss, Why, Take It There’s a jolly Saxon proverb That is pretty much lke this- That a man is half in heaven If he has a woman's kiss There 1s danger in delaying, For the sweetness may forsake it; So 1 tell you, bashful lover, !f you want a hiss, why, take it, Never let another fellow cal a march on you in this; Never let a laughing Sce you spoiling for a There's a royal way to k And the jolly ones who make it Have a motto that is winning If Any fool may face a cannon, Anybody wear a crown, But a ma ust win a woman If he'd have her for his own Would you have the golden apple, You must find the tree and shake it; If the thing is worth the havi And you want a kiss, why, take it Who would burn upon a desert With a forest smiling by? Who would change his sunny For a bleak and wintry sky Oh, I tell you there is magic, And you cannot, cannot bre For the sweetest part of loving Is to want a kiss, and take it Anonymous His Supreme Effort Thaddeus Stevens and all m the House tell one ecdote of an oc- currence in which Mr. Stevens and the cr of the House got into a sharp ending in Stevens savagely rolling e documents on which he had been addressing the chair, and turning his back to the Speaker in the most impolite way while passing furiously up the aisle toward the cloak-room “Is the gentleman trying to show his contempt for the Speaker?” shouted that dignitary. “No,” thundered back Stevens, turn ing around and facing the wiclder of the gavel; “Tam trying to conee: : Nature’s remedy is pure, sparkling water. 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