Life — June 22, 1911 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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FOR GIRLS LITITZ, LANCASTER CO., PA. | Organized 1746. Reorganized 1794. j i Aims to develop home loving and home making young women, coma. rors For particulars write | f ] j v go pce Rev. CHAS. D. KREIDER A Jocose Judge The city magistrates of New York are human beings, not mee codifications of the common law, and many a story of decidedly human interest, comic of pa- thetic, comes out o: the justice courts of the metropolis, This is one of the former: oe A prisoner was ‘arraigned before Magistrate Freschi recently, on a charge of assault and battery. “What have you got to say for your- self?" asked the magistrate. “Hey? What's that?” asked the prisoner, his hand curved suggestively lchind his ear. “What's your name?” shouted the There is more to ‘‘tooth-brush- ing’’ than-just cleansing and polish- ing surfaces. Outside of cleanness hat Ena, a for its own sake, the deep purpose of you. live?” roared “the judge. . = . Sor’ Gata eae & word,**deelured brushing one’s teeth is to prevent decay and to keep aclean, the prisoner. healthy mouth—oral hygiene. : At this a police officer, who used to This is bound to include tooth beauty and whiteness. sell carly vegetables from a cart before : . . . re Ss : ; he joluedike foree. sped op aad pat With this end in view your dentifrice is determined for you. his penetrating voice at the curt’s serv- ice. Through him the name and address of the accused were learned. Then the magistrate wanted to know his occupation. “ey?” asked the prisoner. The policeman came gallantly to the rescue, and the prisoner said he was a professional song-writer. “Well,” said the magistrate, heaving obi cba war tomate the the sigh’ of laborious duty performed, avoid your gens t “Tit give you a tile for a new song. It “Eeipyoct sath ad team mouth acids that attack the tecth. vant Meanie, Conc tonnes! but Pee am aay 4 You can detect these qualities of Sanitol Tooth Sanitol Tooth Powder, As an Pp * And the prisoner, who had not heard extra precaution, let your lowder as soon as you use it. a word, bowed gratefully. Centist “go over” your teeth, —Youth'’s Companion. “What's your name, and where do Clean, White Teeth. is the whole science of tooth soundness and mouth Eternal vigilance is the clea: i ifri siete, es se nes put intoa dentifrice. Assures tooth beauty you to decide whether your Cleans and whitcns—and then it goes the step tips tothe dentist shall Be to further, that makes it your dentifrice. relleve palaor to prevent tooth Double: The way toeciter the It is antiseptic—it destroys the germs of tooth avoid your dentist until you decay. It is Antacid—it absolutely ‘neutralizes those f2y every six months, This Leaves a Fresh Taste, Because It Leaves @ Clean Mouth. 43 the way to prevent tooth SOLD EVERYWHERE Sitio tsetocg ran” “""“' ‘THE SANITOL CHEMICAL LABORATORY COMPANY, St. Louis, Mo. - Make this the Happiest ’ Vaeation little of lesson nine, and perha v by taking along a supply of good old ae Ne for dee postscript of lesson twelve for dessert. —Woman's Home Companion. His Sense cf Humor Mrs. Youngwedd ‘had been taking cooking lessons through a correspond- ence course. Ale ne way to a full enjoyment of a an outing affords. Refreshing, Strengthening. In splits if desired. Apply to nearest dealer. GILEVANS & SONS, - Hudson, N. Although there was a marked improve- ment in the culinary department of the Youngwedd homestead, the husband lost no opportunity for poking fun at his wife's cooking. One morning, just as he was leaving for business, she asked : “My dear, what would you like for dinner this evening?” “Well,” he replied, smilingly, “ we'll have lesson four with exception ‘ce,’ a 191 The Champioa Irate Visitor: I call this a downright fraud! You advertise on your bills, “The Most Remarkable Dwarf in the World,” and he turns out to be 5 feet § inches high. Buaxp SuowMan: Exactly so, sir. That's just what's so remarkable about him He's the tallest dwarf on record. —Tit-Bits. comicbooks.com