Life — June 22, 1911 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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A Lesson in Politeness about the delicate wit sed Wash- A pretty story of Mrs, Taft has recently a ington society. Mrs. Taft, at a diplomatic dinner, had for neighbor a distinguished French traveler who boasted a little unduly of his nation’s politeness. “ We French,” the traveler declared, “are the politest people in the world. Everybody ac- knowledges it. You Americans’ are .9 remarkable nation, but the French”exeel you in politeness. You admit it your- selves, don't you?” Mrs. Taft smiled delicately. °4, “Yes,” she said. “That is our po: liteness."—Los Angeles Times. By Comparison “ Always show prospective tenants the: telephone booth first,” the landlord said. “All right,” responded the janitor “ But why?” “Then they'll think the rooms ain't so small.”"—Pittsburg Post. The Only Way Mayor Crump at a banquet at Mem- phis said of a political turncoat: “He is as inconsistent in politics as man is in love. “Man's inconsistency in love is, you know, proverbial. The average man, soon as he wins a woman, tires of her. The advice I'd give to every girl is this: “*There is only one way to keep a man’s love, and that is never to return it’’"—Washington Star. Fair Question Wii: Pa? Pa: Yes. Writie: Teacher says that we're here to help others. Pa+ Of course we are Wituie: Well, what are the others here for?—Chicago News. “My husband is particularly liable to seasickness,” remarked the lady pas- senger. “Could you tell him what to do in case of an attack?” “Tain't necessary, mum,” replied the captain, “he'll do it” Mariner's Advocate. _REGILDED Lave {is pablisbed every Thursday simultaneously in the United State, Great Britain, Canada and itish Possessi $500 a year in advance. Additional postage to foreign countries in the Postal 0 $1.04 a year; to Car si £2 coma, «Single current copies 10 cents, Back numbers, after three months from date of publication a" satiation Wib bevetarwed aalesi eccompenied by slembed ond addressed ensclone. sive does nok hotd itself responsible for the loss or non-return of unsolicited contributions. Live {s for sale by all Newsdealers in Great Britain The International News Company, Breams Rallding, Cbancery Lane, London, EC England, Acrsrs. Brentano's 37 Ave de fOpera Pa also at Saarbach's News Exchanges 16 john St. Adelphi. Strand. W. C. London, 148 Rue ce Fauboarg, S. Denis, Paris, 1, Via Gusaro Modena, Milan; Mayence, Germany The text and illustrations in Lyre are copyriehted. For Reprint Rights in Great Britain aptly fo Live 114 Southamptor ndon, W. Caution to Purchasers of Tops Pantasote, a product of our exclusive manufacture, is a top material of uniform high quality, recognized by those of experience as unexcelled. In many cases un- scrupulous dealers substitute cheap, inferior materials to increase their profits at the purchaser's average person cannot distinguis| PANTASOTE. from these substitutes, as they look somewhat alike when new. ‘The label as shown above is the only absolute assurance of the genuine Pantasote—look for it on the top. The dealer has no excuse for not using labels, as they are sent PANTASONE ofcharge ie yard of Pantasot is superior to mohairs or man wo in particular, the impousibility ef cleaning them and the ruination of thew interlning gum of very impure rabber by expemure to wate or vunight as are tees postal for booklet ori top materials, and scmples. THE PANTASOTE CO., 55 Bowling Green Bldg., New York A SUPFRAGETTE CONVERT B Ai No Ath! Many tt Country, be that and Ten Ach Bc segivess you forg Freatest use, Tt bled Tes een yea Don't ¢ Allen's accept a ress A)! comicbooks.com