Life — June 22, 1911 — page 14: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

To His Affinity I you love me As I love you, No wife can cut Our love in two. Overproduction ND now comes Secretary of Agri- culiure Wilson with the discon- certing news that we are to have the biggest crop of farm products in the history of the country. Isn't there any way to stop this? Lusiness is none too good as it is. To have it thrown further out of gear by this manifest overproduction might prove fatal. Lost Opportunity RS. GRAMERCY: Why are you angry with your husband? Mrs. Park: He's just as mean as could be. Although he knew he was going into bankruptcy, he never told me beforehand, so I could have ordered a whole lot of things. SPRAYING O11 ON THE TURBULENT winps The Human Cook Book . THE SPORTSMAN THE BARBER You take a soul that's sensitive, a philosophic mind, The back page of Willie Hearst's paper, _ The dread of giving pain its only Some lather and bay rum and tips, You add the noble motive, then, to rid the human race A dismal report on the state of your hair, Of the fierce and bloody devastating deer. r Add slices and slashes and snips. comicbooks.com