Life — June 1, 1911 — page 50: what you’re looking at

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_- LIFE: that Cools 5 DOZENS of ways to fix WELCH’S at the soda fountain or at home. a Nothing else as { ~ thirst-quenching as WELCH’S \, Grape Juice. + — Stops the parching in the mouth, makes you feel coo-00-o0l. Made of the juice of the very choicest grapes, pressed while they were fresh from the vines last October. Nothing added. Plenty of ways, also, to use it in ices, punches, sherbets and it » the like. ie Buy a case trom your dealer, € ‘ — and write us at once for our free booklet of recipes. It tells of many deliciousdesserts and drinks made with WELCH'’S. If you cannot buy WELCH’ Sof your dealer, we will send a trial case of 12 pints for $3.00, exe » press ree east of Omaha, > Tiat 4-02, bottle, by mail, 10¢, The Welch Grape JuiceCo. SD Westfield, N.Y. \ More Than One Hex Dan: No, sir; won't have my daughter tied for life to a stupid fool Her Svuttor: Then don't you think | you'd better let me take her off your hands?—Boston Transcript “Turse stocks of yours are worth- less." “T don't care,” said the woman, “ The broker is very accommodati He has exchanged them four times. A Deadly Aim The real origin of the greatest fake hero story ever told has come to light in a scrap book owned by an old resi- dent of Washington. A group of Revolutionary heroes were standing before an old bar in Washing- ton, and from the lips of cach there fell wondrous stories of what he had done in the shock of battle or the frenzy of the charge. Finally one old fellow with long, white whiskers remarked : I was personally acquainted with George Washington “I was lying behind the breastworks one day, pumping lead ito the Brit- ishers, when I heard the patter of a horse’s hoofs behind me. Then came a voice: “Hi, there, you with the deadly aim! Look here a moment!‘ “T looked around and saluted, recog- nizing General Washington, and he said : “What's your name?’ “* Hogan,’ I said. “Your first name?’ “* Pat, sir-—Pat Hogai “"Well, Pat,’ he said, ‘go home. You're killing too many men.’ “*L think I'd better get a few more, General,’ I said, kind of apologetic. “"No,’ he said, ‘you've killed too “ STEPPING-STONES TO SUCCESS" many, It’s slaughter. And, Pat, don’t call me General; call me George.’ "’ Washington Post. The UNKNOWN LADY By JUSTUS MILES FORMAN Justus Miles Forman in his latest novel, ‘The Unknown has presented a story which can be’ commended in the high- est terms. The New York Press in reviewing it says: “It will fulfill two ends—bring pleasure to every one who reads it; be the most talked-of novel of the year.” If the success of Mr. Forman’s book rests upon its being the most talked-of novel of the year, that success is yet to be achieved; but if success depends upon giving pleasure to those who have read it, that truer success has already been accomplished. The story is sweet and simple. The sentiment is of the finest. The mystery is tantalizingly human and real. The comedy is fresh and wholesome. And withal, the book is a serious contribution to the art of fiction. THIS NEW NOVEL HARPER & BROTHERS GOMIEHOoKS.