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**"The Women's Car"**: This satirizes the Burlington Railroad's new segregated railway car for women travelers. Life argues the plan will fail because women actually *want* to travel with men—not avoid them. The piece mocks the railroad's assumption that women prefer exclusively female company, noting that even McAdoo's subway experiment failed when "the girls wouldn't ride in it." The satire assumes romantic/social interest between genders makes segregation impractical. **"Is Football Healthy?"**: This critiques college football's physical toll, citing recent deaths of two promising Yale/Harvard football players (Francis Gordon Brown Jr. and Francis Hardon Burr) from typhoid fever following their athletic careers. Life questions whether the sport's prestige—earning "a two-column death notice in the papers"—justifies exhausting young men's health when they possess talents for "something else." The satire suggests football demands excessive physical sacrifice. **"Life's Family Album"**: A humorous biographical entry for contributor A.B. Walker, presented as a dry, timeline-format biography—mocking both the subject's preference for precise facts over graceful prose and the magazine's typical biographical style.

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1036 Life’s Family Album A. B Walker T is always a difficult matter to say whether Mr A. B Walker is a broth- er of Wm H. Walker, or Wm. H. Walker is a brother of A. B. Walker.’ Each one is a distinguished contributor to Lire. Each lives in Flushing. There seems to be no choice. Mr. A. B. Walker, however, has for a long time been under the influence of the Greek Spirit and the Long Island Rail- road. One has taught him conciseness, the other technical accuracy; so that when we approached him for the facts, intending as usual that our interview with him should be written in that grace- ful and easy style of which we are so famous a master, he scorned our advances, and instead of this handed us the follow- ing time-table (corrected to date) of the life of A. B. WatkeF: Arrived Binghamton, N. Y., Nov. 19, 1878 Buff Central High Sc......1894 University of Rochester B.A.1897 Art St. League, N. Y. Metrimonial Junction... At Lire office, Harper’ Scribner's et al....Ever since Took on en route: Following hobbies— Passion for antique furniture and ama- teur carpentering. Disposition—Amiable Siblbie oie The “Women's Car” The Burlington Railroad acknowledges the growing patronage of its lines by women by putting a “women’s car” on its express trains between Chicago and St. Paul.—The American. HO'S going to ride in it? Not women, as we predict the Bur- lington will discover. Women and strictly sober men, per- haps. Well, maybe. Women are not at all set on travel- ing with nobody but women You can’t put anything in a car that is more in- teresting and acceptable to women travelers than a man. He should be an orderly and sober man, to be sure, but a man. That is entirely reasonable. There is nothing on the earth that ought to in- terest women as much as men, or that should interest men as much as women. It is truc that men huddle off into smok- ing cars, but that’s because they like to smoke and not because they want to get away from women. McAdoo tried (by request) a women’s car on his subway trains, but the girls wouldn't ride an it. IRATES nowadays do not carry black flags, but they dress well. OME friends are a habit—some a luxury OLITICIANS always belong to the opposite party. Is Football Healthy ? VERY valuable life ended on May 10 by the death from dial) of Francis Gordon Brown, Jr, scholar of Yale, famous football p and captain of the Yale football in 1900. Brown was a man of rex able powers, physical and mental, of remarkable character He was of the best football players this cov has produced. He had a brother was also at Yale for a while and also a football player of great pr and who died while an undergra of typhoid fever A few months ago died, of ty; fever, in Cambridge, Francis Hardon Burr, law student, high scholar of Har- vard, famous football player, man of ad- mirable powers, spirit and character, captain of the Harvard football team two or three years ago. Here was another very valuable life puffed out almost at its beginning Well; is football a healthy sport for men who do it thoroughly, and have, and employ, the powers to do something clse? Nothing can beat football as a means of winning for a promising young man a two-column death notice in the papers —says the Evening Post—but is the game really healthy? The greatest pow- ers can be exhausted by excessive de- mands on them, especially in youth Doesn't football scem to come pretty high, considering what it amounts to? WALL FLOWERS WHEN WOMEN RULE, SOME GIRLS WILL BE REVENGD