Life, 1910-12-08 · page 38 of 44
Life — December 8, 1910 — page 38: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and book reviews**, not political cartoons. The main content includes: 1. **Cigarette and liquor ads** (Milo Egyptian cigarettes, Old Overholt Rye whiskey, Cortes cigars)—typical early 20th-century advertising 2. **"Rhymed Reviews"** by Arthur Guiterman—a satirical book review of George Barr McCutcheon's novel *The Rose in the Ring*. Guiterman mocks McCutcheon's predictable plot formulas: virtuous heroine, wronged hero, villains defeated, love conquers all, and moral triumph. The phrase "Graustark tales" (McCutcheon's fictional country) suggests his work was formulaic melodrama. 3. **Book advertisements** for novels by W.J. Locke, Maarten Maartens, and Helen Hay Whitney The only humor is Guiterman's literary mockery of McCutcheon's conventional, sentimental storytelling conventions popular with contemporary readers.
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RE: Egyptian Cigarette of Quality AROMATIC DELICACY MILDNESS PURITY 2 At your club or dealer's THE SURBRUG CO., Makers, New York. Can You Lear This ? A Harvard professor has worked out this interesting table: 1 times 9 plus 2 equals 11. 12 times 9 plus 3 equals rrr. 123 times 9 plus 4 equals 1111. 1234 times 9 plus § equals 11111. 12345 times 9 plus 6 equals 11111. 123456 times 9 plus 7 equals rrrtitt. 1234567 times 9 plus 8 equals rrritrtt. 12345678 times 9 plus 9 equals rrrraiiit. —Christian Science Monitor. Bottled in Bond AVE MAGAZINE MONEY- Order all of your periodicals through Bennett. New Catalogue, containing 3000 CLUB OFFERS, Fre Send Bennett your name and address today, Bennett's Magaz! 1.138 Randolph St., Chicago. Rhymed Reviews The Rose in the Ring (By George Barr McCutcheon. Dodd, Mead & Co.) Fierce blood-hounds bayed upon his scent! Accused of foul assassination, Young David sought a circus tent, The kindly, rascal population Whereof disguised him as a clown To sport among the bears and lions; And that was quite a coming-down For one of proud Virginia's scions. Sly Cupid in the sawdust ring About him wove delightful tangles— For Christie was the dearest thing That ever rode in tights and spangles. Her father, Braddock, ran the show— A drunkard, always raising Hades; But fair Christine, we'd have you know, And Mrs. B., were Perfect Ladies. Our Hero soon was cleared by Fate; Condemned no more to be a rover, Enriched with bonds and real estate, He should have wed and lived in clover. But,—enter Villain—oily, bland And fishy-eyed as any haddock,— The wealthy Colonel Robert Grand; He persecuted Mrs. Braddock, Who ran off, taking sweet Christine; They didn't leave one clue behind them, Which David thought was rather mean; For five long years he couldn’t find them. Then all goes well in spite of storms; Christine is happy, so’s her mother; The lovers wed; Papa reforms; One horrid Villain kills the other And dies himself. Thus Right pre- vails ;— It always does with George Mc- Cutcheon ; And, on the whole, some “ Graustark” tales Are bigger blots on his escutcheon. Arthur Guiterman. FOR _g MEN OF BRAINS 1GARS “MADE AT KEY WEST— 1082 JAD CUS ry absolute Al CHRISTMAS MYSTERY THE STORY OF THREE WISE MEN By W. J. LOCKE Special Gift Book Edition. Illustrated by Blendon Campbell. Ornamental Cover, Green and Gold. Tinted Decorative Border. Cloth, 12mo. § cents net. Postage 10 cents, Leather, $1.25 net. Postage 10 cents. “A tale of more than usucl attractiveness. An achiere- ment exen for Mr. Locke." —New York Times. “The most powerful Christmas story yet uritten. Deserves @ place eside the ‘Christmas Carol by Dickens and ‘The Story of the Other Wise Man’ by Van Dyke.” ‘State Commissioner of Education. SIMON THE JESTER By W. J. LOCKE Iustrations by J. Montgomery Flagg. amo. $1.50. “Has those universal qualities of genius which goto make up a master piece.” —Chicago Record-Her MAARTEN MAARTENS Has just written a won- derful story of Holland. It’s a veritable Dutch “SCARLET LETTER” Now Ready. Ask for: HARMEN POLS 12mo0, $1.35 net. Postage 15¢. WIND ALONG THE WASTE A PARIS APACHE ROMANCE By MAUDE ANNESLEY 12mo. $1.50. “Capitally drawn pictures of Parisian low life and its types, thrilling adventures, and the whole conception 19 forcible that one can hardly get on fast enough. —Pall Mall Gazette. HERBS and APPLES 12mo. Illustrated. $1.25 net. Postage 10 cents, By HELEN HAY WHITNEY A new book by one of the most prominent and popular writers of poetry in America today, with illus- trations, cover design and end pers after drawings by Lucretia Yan Horn. New York John Lane Company, comicbooks.com