Life, 1910-10-27 · page 31 of 44
Life — October 27, 1910 — page 31: what you’re looking at
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The page features "Impudent Interviews: Mr. Dooley," a satirical column written in Irish-American dialect by what appears to be a character offering commentary on American society. The piece mocks contemporary issues: divorces, horse racing, finance scandals, labor "combines," suffragettes, and political figures. Key references include "Tiddy" (likely Theodore Roosevelt), and a telling joke about "Young Wilhelm th' Kaiser" advising on war with Japan—satirizing how foreign leaders' counsel influences American policy while domestic problems remain unsolved. The dialect humor was typical of early 20th-century American satire, using exaggerated Irish-brogue speech to create a supposedly "common man" perspective critiquing elites and social upheaval. The facing page advertises Bell Telephone's nationwide system as binding "a united nation"—corporate messaging that frames infrastructure as social unity. The page reflects Progressive Era anxieties about modernization, immigration, and national cohesion.
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Impudent Interviews Mr. Dooley Sit, Hinnissy, near me: There’s times whin I fear me Ye're failin’ to hear me With riverince due; F'r what's th’ salvation Iv all this gr-rand nation?— Th’ iddyfication Iv ve and ye're crew. ‘Tis true that me stiddy Old colledge chum, Tiddy, Has settled alridy A number iv things; But still there’s divoorces, An’ racin’ with horses, Fi-nance, an’ th’ coorses Iv combines an’ rings. I tell ye th’ bothers Tv Jawn D. an’ others, Iv childher an’ mothers, Iv husbands an’ brides, Iv Suffrageites bloomered, What's true an’ what's rumored ; An’, always good-humored, T laugh at both sides. Y&LANMAy, RAY&LANM , FLORIDA WATER “The Universal Perfume” Without exception the best and most popular Toilet Water in use. it is cooling viving; on the Handkerchief and for general T use it is delightful; after Shaving it is simply the very best thing to use. fq ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR IT ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE! don receipt ts, to defray mailing charges. lanman & Kemp, 135 Water Street, New York Proprietors and Sole Manufacturers Millions of people touch elbows and are kept in constant personal contact by the Bell System. There are all kinds of people, but only one kind of telephone service that brings them all together. They have varying needs, an_ infinite variety, but the same Bell sys- tem and the same Bell telephone fits them all. Each Bell Station, no matter where located, is virtually the center of the system, readily connected with other stations, whether one or a_ thousand miles away. Only by such a universal system can a nation be bound together. AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY AND ASSOCIATED COMPANIES I teach ye be jokin’, Ye're laughter provokin’ While others ar-re croakin’. Me wit, so they say, Is thruly So-cratic An’ cpigrammatic— What Hogan calls “ Attic An’ “ sthric'ly oh fay.” Hark, now, an’ be wiser: Me frind an’ adviser Young Wilhelm th’ Kaiser Sez, whin ye’ve begun That war-r with Japan, sir, TWh’ Thropies iv Cancer. Whisht, man! wud ye answer? Thin wait till I’m Dunne! Arthur Guiterman. comicbooks.com