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This page contains three distinct satirical pieces typical of early 20th-century American humor: **"Autos, Bikes and Bird Machines"**: A commentary on emerging transportation technology. The article dismisses predictions that automobiles will destroy bicycles (they already have), and skeptically views airplanes as impractical given human fragility. It predicts trolleys and walking will remain popular—satire of overconfident technological forecasting. **"The Importance of the When"**: Satirizes the biblical promise "blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth" by pointing out it omits *when*. The joke: aggressive, wealthy people have actually inherited everything despite the scripture's prediction, making the promise meaningless. This mocks both religious platitudes and wealth inequality. **"What She Requires of a Man"**: A humorous chart showing how women's standards decline with age—at 20 she demands handsomeness, wealth, bachelorhood, sobriety, etc.; by 45 she only requires "he must be a man." This reflects period anxieties about unmarried women and aging. The silhouette illustration depicts women engaged in various activities, captioned "OH, WOMAN, IN YOUR HOURS OF EASE."

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Autos, Bikes and Bird Machines The rise of the aeroplane industry will af- fect the automobile business much as the lat ter did the bicycle trade.—Boston Transcript HE automobile never did the bicycle trade any harm. The bicycle habit was dead as a craze long before automo- biles became common. As a road vehi- cle, especially in the country, the bicycle hold its own indefinitely. It h been helped by the road-building which the automobile has done so much to stimulate and extend. As the bicycle has found its place, so the automobile will presently find its place. These machines cannot long be sold in considerable numbers except to persons who can afford them. But the price of the machines has a wide range and the number of Americans who can afford one kind or another of them is very large. We do not necd at this mo- ment to figure out how large it is, be the automobile makers will find out presently anyhow. Nobody but a professional prophet who is paid by the day and collects his wages every night should care to rush into prophecy about the future of acro- planes. No doubt they have a future, but it would look bigger if necks were sold by the dozen and broken bones wer: prompter to mend. Our mortal frame is will cause OM, WOMAN, IN YOUR HOURS OF FASE. not over well constituted to soar in the empyrean. Yet can do it, for the mental part of us is remarkably limber and wonderfully apt in these days in catching up with its aspirations. Bicycles are cheap enough, but go by leg-power. Automobiles are vellously useful and pleasant, but devour Aeroplanes and but they are costly, de- structive and destructible. Legs are still irly popular. Though slow and subject to deterioration they look cheap com pared with other forms of transporia tion, But travel by trolley is cheaper than leg-travel. We predict increased popularity for trolley cars and steadiness in the demand for legs. As to autos, we shall and as to aeroplanes, let us wateh we they mar- they money. are sporty diverting, see, out. The Importance of the When HE Good the meek, for they shall inherit the Book “ Blessed are earth "’—but it doesn’t say when If the earth is worth inheriting at all. the sooner it is inherited the better, espe- cially’ in view of the agitation for an in- heritance tax. This offer was publishe a long time ago, but, nevertheless, the bold and aggressive, instead of the meck, have had not the slightest trouble in fill What She Requires of a Man ar 2S: He must be handsome. He must be rich, at 20: He must be handsome, He must be rich, He must be a bachelor. He must be older than I, He must be oldér than I. He must not drink. se He must not swear. He must be a man, He must be a man. At 30: He must be rich. Sihcmimtennicieeine — cHecremtnatebnminn Hemme rntpeniee ce asanestimainesrenanaemnattitn semananmensnnenanndlttimasniaiaaiainemmennnnanl He must be a man. He must be a man. ing whatever little odd jobs of inheriti may be vacant. Perhaps the translators take in the Translators always right. Instead of the simple fu ture tense, the future perfect might have meant. It “ Blessed are the meek, for they shall have the earth.” After one has inherited the carth one can afford to Our meek. Any of us can recall instances of where they kept process- servers merely to avoid trouble, and o} they limelight by be stowing honors on dummies. The wh nade a tense heen would then read inherited be meek. rich men are all out of the way of how avoided the n must always be taken into account in considering words of wisdom, whether human or divine pes to the doctor too HE often is operated in who on at last THOSE HOBRLE SKIRTS