Life, 1910-10-06 · page 52 of 60
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This page is primarily **commercial advertising** for Hotel La Salle in Chicago, with a humorous travel essay called "Bill Nye on Venice" interspersed. The essay is **satirical commentary** by Bill Nye (a well-known 19th-century humorist) about Venice. Rather than praise the city's famous art and romance, Nye sarcastically criticizes it for obsessing over paintings while neglecting basic hygiene and cleanliness. He mocks Venetians for swooning at water droplets despite living surrounded by it, and complains about carrying artworks as souvenirs. The humor relies on **deflating romantic expectations**—readers expecting praise for Venice's cultural treasures get instead complaints about dirt and impracticality. Nye's references to Shylock (Shakespeare's "Merchant of Venice") connect Venice's legendary financial dealings to modern commercial greed. The page also advertises Cheney silk scarves and Abbott's Bitters, typical of *Life* magazine's revenue model: mixing editorial content with paid advertisements.
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‘LIFE: Motel Ia Salle [G ote Chicago’s Finest Hotel oe George H. Gazley, Manag La Salle at Madison Street, Chicago Hotel La Salle is already one of the famous hotels of the world and excels all Chicago hotels in the elegance of its furnishings, the excellence of its cuisine and the thoroughness of its service. Room with detached bath Room with private bath Room with detached bath Room with private bath Two Connecting Rooms with Bath: Two persons, - Four persons, + RATES One Person: : $2.00 to $3.00 per day = + $3.00 to $5.00 per day Two Persons: + + $3.00 to $5.00 per day + + $5.00 to $8.00 per day - + $5.00 to $8.00 per day + — $8.00 to $15.00 per day Suites: $10.00 to $35.00 per day All rooms at $5.00 or more are same price for one or two persons, Center of Chicago’s Activities Sparks from Old Anvils (Continued from page 572) Bill Nye on Venice We arrived in Venice last evening, latitude 45 deg. 25 min.; longitude 12 deg. 19 min. E. Venice is the home of the Venetian, and also where the gondola has its nest and rears its young. It is also head- quarters for the paint known as Ve- netian red. They use it in painting the town on festive occasions. This. is the town where the Merchant of Venice used to do business, and the home of Shylock, a broker, who sheared the Venetian lamb at the cor- ner of the Rialto and the Grand Canal. He is now no more. I couldn't even find an old neighbor near the Rialto who remembered Shylock. From what I can learn of him, however, I am led to believe that he was pretty close in his deals and liked to catch a man in a tight place and then make him squirm. Shylock, during the great panic in Venice many years ago, it is said, had a chattel mortgage on more lives than you can shake a stick at. He would loan a small amount to a merchant at three per cent. a month and secure it on a pound of the mer- Wealthy young ladies in Ve: not run away with the coa There are no coacl no coachriy no horses in Venice. There four horses in Venice, and th made of copper and exhibited Mark's as curiosities. The Academia delle Belle Arti, of Venice, is a large picture store where I went yesterday to buy a few pictures for Christmas presents. A p: Titian, the Italian Prang, plea very much, but I couldn't b the price to where it would be : ject for me to buy it. Besides, it would be a nuisance to carry such a picture around with me all over the the Rhine and through St County. I finally decided to leay and secure something less awkward to carry and pay for. The Italians are quite proud of their smoky old paintings. I have often thought that if Venice would run less to art and more to soap she would be more apt to win my respect. Art is all right to a certain extent, but it can be run in the ground, It breaks my heart to know how lavish nature has been with water here, and yet how the Venetians scorn to investigate its bene- fits. When a gondolier gets a drop of water on him he swoons. Then he lies in a kind of coma till another gon- dolier. comes along to breathe in his face and revive him. that I the bac you ol thrash would for spoils | find ar she set chant’s liver, or by a cut-throat mort- gage on his respiratory apparatus. Every morning when you open our bureau drawer you'll find it ard to decide which Cheney scarf to wear for the day—each scarf so beautiful, it sues for your favor. CHENEY Then when the paper matured he would go up to the house with a pair INVESTMENT of scales and a pie knife and demand a foreclosure. SECURITIES Venice is one of the best watered towns in Europe. 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