Life — September 15, 1910 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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RE 2) Pete! la Salle | a i Chicago’ 's Finest Hotel Oe ea Gazley, ger L La Salle ff Madison pol bicago ‘a TIK 2M Hotel La Salle is already one of the famous hotels of the world RENT cos’ YA 3. and excels all Chicago hotels in the elegance of its furnishings, Murray Hill Building the excellence of its cuisine and the thoroughness of its service. 8 West 38th Street, New York RATES r One Person: Frightened Off Room with detached bath - - = - f Room with private bath =. - He stood in a Blackpool street, a tia Tiss Parsbries box in his hand, inspecting the lodging Room with detached bath - - - $3.00 to $5.00 per day houses on the opposite side. “Mrs Room with private bath - - - $5.00 to $8.00 hee day Gamnill, late Mrs. Figgs, late Mrs. Two Connecting Rooms with Bath: Crocker," he read from the front of one Two persons, - - - - $5.00 to $8.00 per day house. He picked up his box and walked Four persons, - - + _ $8.00 to $15.00 per day rapidly away. “No blooming femal Suites: $10.00 to $35.00 per day = Henry the Eighth for me,” he said All rooms at $5.00 or more are same price for one or two persons. cisively.—London Globe, Center of Chicago’s Activities Repentance There was once a playwright who sat in the front row at the first night ‘of a new piece of his own. This piece failed It failed dreadfully. As the playwright sat, pale and sad, amid the hisses, a woman behind him leaned forward and said “Excuse me, sir, but, knowing you to be the author of this play, I took th . Dog, Ride and Cun. Th liberty, at the beginning of the periorm- NATIONAL anee, of snipping off Toek of your bi SPORTSMAN Allow me now to return it to yo! ol fay aud No Need to Worry “Captain, is there no way in which ” . oni Bitters—The aristocrat of the ¢ Ni . sc and cocktail bitters. nt a “None at all, sir, We are goin! ee) Oct. C. Bl New York, ( the bottom; but I would not worry about the ship, if | were you—she is fully i Perfect Agreement insured. You'd better find a life-belt.”° —Wasp Empty Titles . tg Srilceel derieies a Trial e editor answered : “I can quite be- William Jennings Bryan once joked S “yh Special One lieve it."—Lippincott’s about our American fondness for titles On recdin ze “You all know of the colonel,’” he a oF cout We the ship may be saved The contributor wrote: “ The inclosed are original and have never been pul Couldn't Stand Exposure The member of the legislature, whom some graft stories had been cir- about to build a house You will want a southern exposure, I suppose I the architect. “No, sir! id the man. “Ti vow can’t build this hi c without any cx- posure, I'll get another architect.” —Yonkers Statesman said, “who got his title by inherits having married Colonel Brown's widow ? But once [ met a general who got his title neither by inheritance, nor by serv ice, nor by anything you could mention “* Gene I said to him, ‘how do you come by this title of yours, any way?! “Why, sir’ said he, ‘I passed my youth in the flour trade, and for twenty = seven years was a general miller.” = q ™ “1 know another titled man, Jue « Green. GF “*Are you, sir,’ [ once asked him ‘ / United States Judge or a Circuit Court Jud e “*T ain't neither,” he replied. ‘I'm a a judge of hoss racin’.’ Soff —St. Louis Globe Democrat. = sx mon caine, TRAY Te: American Water for Ametican People Batra, . foe Alfred H comicbooks.com