Life — July 7, 1910 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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KING FROWNS ON CARDINAL Cardinal Bills. THE ZEAL 1 S © ALDRICH, ALDRICH, KVED MY An Office for Roosevelt T is too bad that Roosevelt has come back. This is not because we are not glad to see him or to hear him at close range. Far from that. There i plenty of room here for him. There 3 room at the top. But this is a country of advertisements in an of advertisements; of circus bills, of big claims, of reaching out, A nation needs such publicity just as much as an indi- vidual of corporation us just what we needed in that line. He introduced us to peoples who had never had the pleasure of knowing us. He kept us before the public and created a demand for us. He took his samplc cases and displayed the American brands Roosevelt gave MAD I BUT SERVED THE STATE KING, IT MAD NOT LEFT ME NAKED TO MINE ENEMIES. WITH MALY —Henry VIL of justice, uprightness, civic righteous- ness, . wherever there was interest in these things. Consequently our stock is up. He was worth all he cost in paper, ink, lions and modesty. If be hangs around home here his value is much lessened, for we are a noisy nation and there is danger of his being drowned out. Why not, therefore, appoint him the first great United States Ubiquitous Am- bassador, a sort of free American atom floating at will throughout the cosmos, but always duly accredited? Ellis O. Jones. I might be well to give women the They would not use it, but they would stop worrying about it. vote. 21 We All Know It Mr. Roosevelt. seems to know everything that everybody else knows.—Charleston News end Counter. UST so! That in effect was what he told the Cambridge (England) un- dergraduates. Isn't it extraordinary how much more he makes of this simple knowledge that we all possess than the rest of us dot What a devil of a chap he must be to do so much with such simple tools! As a matter of detail, though, very few of us have a sufficient store of ac- quired knowledge to have compounded that Romanes lecture. He got a few extras into that. But as a rule he does great credit to our knowledge, and that, no doubt, is one secret of our regard for him. Aviation HIS matter of aeroplanes is getting past the joking st When a man is advertised to fly from New York to Philadelphia, and actually starts wit an hour of the time set, and proceeds to Philadelphia by the air-line at the rate of forty-eight miles an hour, and gets there and lands easily on the spot ap- pointed, and comes home by same rate of fifty-one miles an hour, it begins to make people sit up Thank you, Mr. Hamilton, for this in- onstration! Thank neighbor Times, for arranging it and paying the bill. Whether aeroplanes will ever get their wild oats sown and settle down to steady work is still debatable but it is mighty interesting to sce them their experien teresting d you, Evangeline a la Collier's the forest's linger.” prime-evil ELEPHANT ON MIS HANDS. comicbooks.com