Life — June 2, 1910 — page 10: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

returning through the New York ( tom House, I was surprised to find 1 although a vulgar and peculiarly ir lent collector insisted on smashing the trays of my trunk, and two wo held me while a third tore my clothes , an Of my back, I did not seem to mind i EVERYWHERE. . Chocolates ' Gratefully yours, ONE DOLLAR P : Doxotny W A POUND. 4 Dear Lire: Just a word of thanks. I ca hrough the Custom House without a CONTAINS | Joreug! ONLY bone broken. They did their best, | I was immune. If I hadn't taken yo brerencm teria treatment I should have had a hard time. TT Caramels Delighted. Yours truly, Excus Nut Brittle James M i0'm White Nougat a P Hard Nougat Terratt A flow Gene 6OSTPAISION RE: fe ‘Nisoiad Rec An Interrupted Narrative Pint CEIPT OF PRICE IF NO 5 = Marshmallows Within a tavern nigh to York WHITMAN AGENT IS Cream Walnuts | I met a Jack whose leg was cork, (The | CONVENIENT. Sat Cream ‘Pecans: Whose nose was red and hale. *'No Brazil Nuts « kyr" ‘< vu pete Wetnte Ab, Jack!" I cried, “ you've lost your STEPHEN F. WHITMAN & SON, Inc. Amaracenes Almonds Feconte cevifie i ber 4 Nut Molasses Chips in some romantic cruise. I beg we (Established 1842) Filberts Pecans || You tell it in a tale ' PHILADELPHIA, U.S.A. Blossoms A rattling, battling, sword-and-gatlin ie sip) of Solid Chocolate and Pretty naval tale. “Le MAKERS OF WHITMAN'S INSTANTANEOUS CHOCOLATE. Fussy Nut Bricklets Won't FOR SALE WHEREVER (He led me fondly to the bar. Mi S Cc A Lasting “The fact is curious,’ said the tar.) ee on ae e@ ee ZC Sens on “Tt was a dark and stormy night,”” Training School i , containing six beautifui illustrations of Miss Cue at Began that fascinating wight; @ ditiards and pool, will be sent free, post- He winked and wagged his jaw Lire is nothing if not enterpri paid, to anyone interested in Billiards. We announce herewith the completion Miss Cue is shown making shots which have “ But ere this story I intone, Could I request you for a loan : es BERS : never befcre been attempted by any billiard of our training school for all people radian piinpenmpr a tite ms Prien Of jest a quid to chaw— obliged to return to America. @ rgane unique. A blackish, brackish, plug-tobackish Before going abroad take advantage e Sut dik toe Resktet. val quid to chaw . st = v . Spinks & Company If you have a sensitive temperament, eo: eat “Eric wirect: vf or if you are not strong, take a course als ie idea fi = jecturere Spinks’ and " of our home treatment before sailing. e@ "The ealy mansfecturers of cee tige in America. e@ (Continued on page 999) You will then be able to come back and . go through the ordeal of passing through | COCO Beier ek e0e3cee a _ the Custom House without danger to life j and limb. Remember, there is no escape. All Americans are treated alike when they particularly delicate or look refined and innocent you will get harsher treatment. We not only train you physically but mentally. In three wecks we enable you (I gave tobacco to the wight, Suggesting, “’T was a stormy night.”’) to control yourself so that no matter how an American Custom House officer in- sults you you won't mind it. 4 Half the Cost of Imported We make a specialty of delicate ladies, | many of whom are at present kept at Absence of duty reduces its cost 50%. home through fear of the fatal conse quences on their return. Of the six American Champagnes Try our initial course of Loeb exer- q exhibited, Great Western was the cises. They build you up to stand the strain, You can see your trunks only one awarded the gold medal broken up, your sacred belongings torn to pieces, and you can be kicked in the at Paris exposition, 1900. face and stomach and not mind More than this, you can sce your wife Zz Your grocer or dealer can supply you ill-treated and insulted before your eyes, Sold everywhere —————= wee | PLEASANT VALLEY WINE CO. paca RHEIMS, N. Y. I want to thank you for what you have done for me. After taking your Oldest and Largest Champagne House in America course of treatment I went abroad and, antee results. Terms reason- comicbooks.com