Life, 1910-05-26 · page 36 of 44
Life — May 26, 1910 — page 36: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**, not political satire. It contains three distinct advertisements: 1. **Havoline Oil**: An engine oil company advertisement showing a carbon-caked piston, arguing their filtered oil prevents engine damage. 2. **Firestone Tires**: A tire company promoting quick-detachable rims to reduce tire-changing delays. 3. **Holbrook Co.**: An automobile body builder advertisement. The only editorial content is "The Literary Zoo" (continued from page 979), a satirical piece mocking Theodore Roosevelt's obsessive fixation on elephant anatomy. The text suggests Roosevelt repeatedly corrected sculptors (particularly Barye) about how elephant legs move—claiming they "trot" rather than "pace." The writer uses medical metaphors, calling this psychological condition "psycho-elephantiasis," sarcastically hoping the "Colonel will not die of it." The satire ridicules Roosevelt's pedantic nature and his assumption of expertise beyond his station.
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