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This page is primarily **advertising and serialized fiction**, not political satire or cartoons. The main content is a continuation of a story called "Right Up There" (page 529), featuring a character named Merlin and a wealthy businessman named Selzig negotiating over an inn. Selzig repeatedly raises his offer to purchase the property—from $50,000 to $85,000—but Merlin refuses, claiming it's "not for sale." The satire here is gentle: it mocks wealthy industrialists' assumption that everything has a price, and their surprise when someone refuses their money. The page also contains period advertisements for the Pennsylvania Railroad (emphasizing luxury train travel for both men and women), Havoline Oil, and Whittemore's Shoe Polishes. There are no political cartoons or caricatures. The "satire" is purely social commentary about class and wealth—a common theme in early 20th-century Life magazine humor.

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IRE Pennsylvania Railroad. As in Boudoir or Club. Reminder Bulletin. The Limited trains of the Pennsylvania Railroad appeal to the women as well as the men. The exclusive drawing rooms and com- partments, the bright and cheery obser- vation parlor, the ladies’ maid and mani- curist, the inviting dining car, the books and periodicals, all yield a sense of particu- lar service that women like. There are cosy corners in these big trains where one may be lost to everything save the fas- cination of smooth motion. As for the men, they know of the fit- ness of the club smoker, the aptness of barber and bath, the utility of the stenog- rapher and the worth of the stock reports. _It is either business or pleasure with them, or a combination of both. All these exceptional features are at hand on the PENNSYLVANIA LIMITED leaving New York at 10:55 A. M., the ST. LOUIS LIMITED at 10:55 A. M., the PENNSYLVANIA SPECIAL (18 hours between New York and Chicago) |(- at 3:55 P. M. and the TWENTY-FOUR HOUR ST. LOUIS at 6:25 P. M. This group of trains represents the highest skill of train construction, equip- ment and operation. Right Up There (Continued from page 529) “We don’t agree," he said quietly at last. “That's plain. As long as 1 am coming up here for the next year I've got to have a place where I can get what I want—that’s necessary.” He glanced around, “Will you sell this inn? "? he asked. “No, sir!" “The whole thing couldn't have cost you more than thirty thousand, if that. Tl give you fifty thousand for it.” “No, si “T'll give you seventy-five.”” “Not for sale.” “Nonsense! I've never seen a place yet that wasn’t for sale. I'll give you eighty-five.” SCHOOL OF Voice.toty nnd Mind ratoet tor clture and EXPRESSION cise. Febpolend ng books of ta Pres Ser Finest in Quality professional power. 8 Summer Te r sear ister Term ofa Bs ede or 30 veara bare centered in thls S.Carty, Ph. D. Drop postal tot notice of Hookoa Voice. $5 Copley Sq., Boston Then Merlin stopped thought of “No, sirl'’ short mentally, He had something. “Do you mean that?" “I guess my word is good,’’ said Sel- zig. The whole force of his pride was working. He didn't think anything of buying a hundred thousand shares of almost any stock. Merlin pushed up the bar leading in- side. “Won't you step into my office," he i VM see about this. He ushered the way into his private den and offered his visitor a seat “TL don't know whether I want to take you up or not,"’ he said, “but I must confess it is tempting. Now, if you will excuse me for just a moment, I should like to consult with a friend and sce what he thinks about it I'll be back in five minutes.”’ As a matter of fact he was gone nearly fifteen. Selzig savagely puffed his Ha- vana, He was a man of impulse and action and he didn’t like to be kept wait- ing. “Well?” he said, as Merlin came back. “You must remember that your com- ing into this neighborhood is going to raise the price of real estate."’ “Hal" Selzig turned on him with a large smile. “And so you are not so dull as I thought! "" he exclaimed. “ All this talk of yours about being unselfish and virtuous and so forth—well, I guess I had it sized up. I know the kind. I've dealt with you before. Will you accept? '” No, sir.” he asked. “BOOTBLACKS" _—= v Hs their Hom always use fai Shoe Polishes Because they are sure of a Better Polish Without Injury to the Leather Largest in Variety “Elite” Combination For gentlemen who take pride in having their shoes look At. Restores Color and Lustre to all Black Shoes. Liquid for cleaning and Paste for polishing. Large, 25 Cents “Baby Elite” Combination 410 Cents tion for cleaning and ids of, I your dealer does not keep the kind you want send us h ss aod the peice la stamps for a full size pack hittemore Bros. & Co., 20-26 Albany St, Cambridge, Mass. The Oldest and Largest Manufacturers of ies im the More Motor Fun ' Less Motor | Trouble Unless you want to be last up the hill, think about lubrication. — Un- s you enjoy financing the re boring of cylinder heads, think about lubrication again. There are a lot of things about lubricating oil you may not know. a without claiming perfection or miracles, is better than ordinary lubricating oil, for the very simple reason that it has been rendered freer from carbon by our process of filtration. ‘That may sound likean unimportant distine- tion to you—but your engine will understand. “‘It Makes a Difference.”” 5 and 10 gal. cans, barrels, and ¥% barrds sao supply shops, garages rect from any of our end for booklet on Common Sense of Automobile Lubrication.” HAVOLINE OIL CO. 80 BROAD STREET and 1906 BROADWAY NEW YORK cuIcAGo BOSTON ST. LOUIS SAN FRANCISCO “What's your price “One hundred and twenty-five thou sand.” “Hum, Remember, young man, I'm not going too far. Don't get too grasp ing."* “That's my price.”” “T'll give you a hundred thousand.” “I’ve named my price.” Selzig slammed his hand down on the desk “I'l give you a hundred and fifteen thousand and not a damned cent sore.” Merlin knew his man. “T'll take you,” he said quietly “You might give me a check to bind the bat gain and I'll make out a preliminary con tract. I'm something of a lawyer,” he added with a smile. “We have 10 be, up here.” (Continued on page $31 comicbooks.com