Life — March 10, 1910 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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“LIFE: : gible, monosyllabic speech, clipped of 'TOGRAP ER: all circumlocution. Yet Mr. Smith, SAVE 30PER explaining why he threw a plate, sub- sequently told the court that his elabo- rate request for coffee and browned hash had been conveyed in terms strange to his ear. Mr, Smith is an exotic. No doubt he devotes twenty — minutes to “luncheon” in his native town. He lives west of the Missouri, and would PHOTOGRAPHY DELIG! accordingly be classified by the Herald ABOTILED DELIGHT as occidental. But when he comes to 1337 Beacon Bldg., Boston, Mass, Just strain through cracked ice and New York he might at least take the serve—CLUB COCKTAILS, al- trouble to learn our language. ready measure-tixed are the Saest ug EE Mr. Brown (rushing excitedly int cocktails ane world, coedy forins the room): Marie, Marie, intelligence stant use, ways uniform, always All of Them has just reached me—— i LUB COCK He sepemerre era es Is there a word in the English Mars. BRowN (calmly interrupting : language that contains all the vowels? him): Well, thank heaven, Henry.— any made-by-guesswork drink could a : : ; ‘Breokive Li tver be. Use them once and you'll Unquestionably !—Lippincott’s. rooklyn Life. have a bottle handy all the time, they're so delicious. Martini (gin base) and Mawhattan (whishey base) are the mest popular. At all good dealers. G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO. Hartford New York London The Literary Zoo (Continued from page 455) that sometimes he falls backward; one hears him say, “ Between you and Surely this must be so. Otherwise the ignorance of one Charles E. Smith cannot be accounted for. Mr. Smith, a railway clerk from the Southwest, es visiting New York, gave an order to a restaurant waiter. Evidently the waiter understood him. he order rn o oe . was promptly translated into: “ Brown OTHING adds to the distinction and beauty of Imelli- the home so much as a few selected reproductions of the world’s greatest Art. A DIFFERENCE We select rather than manufacture. We strive to acquaint you with the articles you need; IN OPINION the best at moderate prices. “T think your last number was not upto |} Wealso endeavor to aid you in plac- par in funniness and humorosity. Is that the reason you call it ‘Spinster's Number '? ing art objects with the best decorative “Accept my heartiest congratulations on effect in a house, library or school. the Spinster's Number. It is rather the best fora year past. The funny parts are funnier.” Let us suggest a color scheme for any part one in the pan, draw on of the house, from nursery to living or dining room. We can also suggest furniture, sculpture in plaster, dated January 20th, sent on bronze, or stone, rugs and prints, or picture receipt of 10 cents. After frames, which are works of art in themselves. April 20th, 25 cents. LIFE PUBLISHING COMPANY Address ADAM BUDGE 17 West 3tst Street. -:- New York City 114 West 32d Street, New York City Read it and judge for yourself. Copies of the Spinster’s Number, comicbooks.com