Life, 1910-02-03 · page 38 of 44
Life — February 3, 1910 — page 38: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, with a small satirical column. The main cartoon features a businessman at his desk examining stationery—illustrating an advertisement for "Construction Bond" paper, which claims that using quality letterhead signals shrewd business judgment and good taste. The substantive content is "The Literary Zoo," a satirical piece (continued from page 221) mocking the recently-founded National Academy of Arts and Letters. The author uses humor to critique the Academy's membership selections, noting conspicuous absences (like psychologist William James) while questioning whether certain members—specifically someone named "Dr. Mabie"—actually merit inclusion. The satire suggests the Academy's prestige is exaggerated and its selection criteria questionable. The remaining page space contains financial advertisements for banking stocks and investment securities, plus a sugar product ad.
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LIFE Business Men of Shrewd Judgment Instanily recognize the shrewd judgment of their correspondents | whose business stationery bears the watermark of CONSTRUCTI < BOND | Its unusual strength, bone and | character assist the tmpressive expression of vigorous thought. And its use marks a man as a keen judge of values, because Construction Bond is known tobe the only paper which produces impressive | stationery at a price that permits its use | by the largest corporations. | If your business requires the writing of | quantities of important letters that must | 4ook their importance, insist upon having Construction Bond. Write nov for our free Portfolio of 25 Specimen Letterheads, to prove the quality of Construction Bond, and the names of printers and lithographers in your vicinity who can supply it. Write now on your business letterhead. W. E. WROE & CO. 300 Michigan Boulevard, Chicago Best at the Price The Literary Zoo (Continued from page 221) Beaux Arts. Yes—of course. Of sculptors there is one other besides French. No, it is not George Gray Barnard. Heavens, man, have you never strolled through Central Park? No matter. It is enough that Saint- Gaudens has glorified the entrance. We are sorry that Frederic Remington died before he was acclaimed Aca- demician (the Academy was founded only five years ago). But then we have Hopkinson Smith, who, despite the enervating Italian climate, is said to have turned out 62 water-colors in 65 days, in Venice. It is possible, of course, that Mr. Smith did not go into the Academy with his easel, but on the shoulders of “Col. Carter.” Personally we are glad that he has not burned his bridges behind him. As we were saying, only carpers will complain that the roll of membership is not all that it might be. No Acad- emy, to be sure, is quite complete with- out William James. But who knows? Prof. James may be one of the three men of undeniable distinction who— so Prof. Matthews assures us—de- clined election “for reasons of their own.” For our own part, we have but one criticism to make, and in this we do not overstep the boundaries of our knowledge. In scrutinizing the list of potential immortals, privately confess- ing our ignorance of certain biographi- cal details, we have hastily turned to such standard reference works as our modest library affords. Of these we set great store by the Century Diction- ary of names, edition of 199. Fever- ishly we turn to the M’s—for is not Dr. Mabie an Academiciat There is a Marjorie Daw, but there is no Mabie. Moses, yes, and Marco Polo, Mam- mon and Mrs. Malaprop—Manzoni even—but no Mabie. Yet at least there is Matthews (James Brander) —Academician also. But what a bur- INVESTMENT SECURITIES NE! w Bone Bank and Trust | | and High-Class Co. Stocks Industrials Semple, actives la: We specialize stocks for purchase and | ending entirely sale of Stocks in Banks | on pr bela demand for and Trust Companies || security and upon busi- located anywhere in || ness operations for United States. Our || profits, Our customers current Lists present || may invest in moderate unusual opportunities || amounts and pay in for investment in new it Hulacoe banks in growing towns as well as in cstablahed | business of thischaracter dividend-paying banks. || in the world—over forty We quote lowest prices. || thousand discriminating || customers, Mite fs on free pamphlet “No. 110°. nea Be foe ‘regarding Bank Stocks as an investment. ‘our current hit. STERLING DEBENTURE CORPORATION BRUNSWICK BUILDING MADISON SQUARE oe NEW YORK gest investment is imr its gr Ho cnly It mi essen howe: howe the pi cal ju be, fi ment and Poe ¥ in hi taste we t meas rry admii Estel Th ingen Sealed Boxes! || Hie Lest Sugerlerleaslofee! \\ ia scrip coule of P lf y hight lesque of brevity! for the life record of the novelist. who wrote “ His ” Of Thomas Hastings. Chadwick, George E. Woodber Rhodes, H. W. Parker, R. U —all Academicians elected by Aca demicians—there is never a word. Evidently these young men but recent ly awoke to find themselves famous— some morning, say, since 1903. And so, after all, we are glad. For youth (Continued on page 223 comicbooks.com