Life, 1910-02-03 · page 31 of 44
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This page contains primarily **advertisements** rather than political cartoons or satire requiring historical context. The main content includes: 1. **"Sparks From Old Anvils"** — a humorous essay (continued from page 214) that satirizes *expectations of narrative closure*. It mockingly analyzes the nursery rhyme "Old Mother Hubbard," pretending it's profound literature while deliberately refusing to resolve the story's outcome. The satire targets overly serious literary criticism and people who demand neat endings. 2. **Three advertisements**: Old Overholt Rye whiskey, and two competing anti-skid automobile tire chain products (Fox Metallic Belt Co. and another maker). These ads reflect early 20th-century automobile safety concerns—winter driving hazards were genuine problems requiring chains. The page offers no apparent political commentary or caricature. It's a typical magazine format mixing satirical humor with period-specific commercial messaging about consumer goods.
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Sparks From Old Anvils (Continued from page 214) the situation, and yielded to it with all the heroism of that nature which bad enabled her without deviation to rach the barren cupboard. She did not attempt, like the stiff-necked scof- fers of this generation, to war against ye inevitable; she did not try, like the socalled men of science, to explain what she did not understand. She Gd nothing. ‘The poor dog had sone!’ and then at this point our in- formation ceases. But do we not know sufficient? Are we not cognizant of enough? Who would dare to pierce the veil that shrouds the ulterior fate of Old Mother Hubbard, her poor dog, the cupboard, or the bone that was rot there? Must we imagine her still sanding by the open cupboard door, depict to ourselves the dog, still droop- ing his disappointed tail on the floor, the sought-for bone remaining some- where else? Ah, no! my brethren, we are not permitted to try and read the foture. Suffice it for us to try and glean from this beautiful story its many lessons; suffice it for us to apply m, to study them, as far as in us lies, and bearing in mind the natural frailty of our nature, to avoid being widows, to shun the patronymic of Hubbard, and have, if our means af- ford it, more than one cupboard in the house; and to keep stores in them al. And oh! dear friends, keeping in recollection w we have learned this day, let us avoid keeping dogs. They are fond of bones. But, brethren, if we do; if fate has ordained we should Mild, Mellow Delicious Old Overholt Rye The whiskey for the man who knows good whiskey. Old Overholt is a pure Penna. Rye whiskey thor- oughly aged in wood. An ideal family whiskey for all purposes. Ask for Old Overholt Rye at good dealers or at your Club, A. Overholt & Co. Disti Pittsburg, Anti - Skid Chains The chains which DO prevent skidding absolutely and which CAN’T and WON’T cut the tires Every motorist admits that the use of chains is absolutely necessary. Every motorist knows of the fatal accidents which constantly occur through the neglect of this simple precaution. You know that you must have chains to pre- vent your skidding—yet you buy chains which only partially prevent it and make a serious or even fatal accident still possible. What is the use of that kind of a chain? Why don't you get the kind of a chain which makes skid- ding absolutely impossible—The Fox? Fox Anti-Skid Chains Prevent Skidding absolutely. This we guarantee. It is the only chain which does, You are SAI with the Fox—with others you may break your car or your neck. In tire saving alone Fox Anti-Skid Chains will probably save you well over $100 a year. It can’t and won't cut or bruise the tiresand you know best how many shoes you have had ruined by a few miles of driving with chains on. In the Fox, no edge, no cutting surface of any Nothing except a broad, flat, perfectly smooth metal surface WITH- OUT EDC , touches the tire. The broad, kind comes against the tire. FOX METALLIC BELT CO., 1999 Broadway New York City links fit the shoesas harmlessly and as closely as a piece of tire TAPE, Furthermore the Fox WEARS many times longer than any other make. Fox Chains have proven by actual service of the hardest sort in the hands of private car owners that they wear for over three thousand miles where other chains go to pieces in three hundred miles. They cost a little more than other makes but they will wear many times as long and during their life will save you several hundred dollars in tire expense over other chains. We have a booklet which will tell you more about Fox Chains than a dozen ads. like this. It will tell you also how to save your tires. Cut out the Coupon today, fill out and mail to us—it's valuable and it’s free. Fox Metallic Tire Belt Co. 1999 Broadway, New York Please send me your Free Booklet on Fox Tire Chains. flat Name ..... Street . City . My Dealer or Garage is Dealer's do any one of these things, let us then go, as Mother Hubbard did, straight, without curveting or prancing, to our cupboard, empty though it be; let us, like her, accept the inevitable with calm steadfastness; and should we, like her, ever be left with a hungry dog and an empty cupboard, may fu- ture chroniclers be able to write also of us in the beautiful words of our text: ‘And so the poor dog had none.” ANONYMOUS. Rapid Transit In response to a growing demand in his home, Henry Kitchell Webster, au- thor of The Sky Man, once went to his father’s house, borrowed the family highchair and started taking it home by hand. Not only did he have to wait long for his car, but when it finally came its conductor was a humorist. “Aren't. you pretty big for that chair?" that official ventured. “Yes,” admitted Webster wearily, “I grew up while waiting for the car.” Success. comicbooks.com