Life — December 16, 1909 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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[ THE FRUIT CURE FOR RHEUMATISM THE OLD “CURE?” for rheumatism is some unpalatable compound, “well shaken before taken,” given to correct an unduly acid condition. cure 1s AT WOOD GRAPE FRUIT No new principle is involved in this fruit cure. It has been demonstrated by physicians and sufferers from rheumatism that the citric acid of this delicious Florida product accomplishes in the most delightful and natural way what the bottle method too often fails in doing. Says the Bureau of Chemistry of the Department of Agriculture, in speaking of citric acid: “It combines with certain bases and the resulting combinations in turn are transformed into carbonates, thus rendering an unduly acid urine alkaline. Thus nature has responded to the world-wide cry for relief from a distressing malady by appealing to the palate in a most seductive way. ATWOOD GRAPE FRUIT Is the thin-skinned kind that is filled with juice and has the genuine grape fruit flavor. A most acceptable Xmas gift ls a f y a Standard Box of 54, 64 or 80, according to size, Six Dollars Pranic amas Panta Buy of your Dealer. We do not fill retail orders. | box or basket of Bonbons and THE ATWOOD GRAPE FRUIT COMPANY Chocolates Kimball C. Atwood, President 290 Broadway, New York The Masterpiece of the Confectioner's Art SALES AGENTS AND STORES EVERYWHERE OOLISH Us GE PO ARIES 9 EST BI x | an N. C.: The four-season resort of the Fue Manor, the English-like Inn of Asheville oy “Willie * Collier's Latest At the Lambs’ Club a group of ac’ were laughing heartily over a story told them by the irrepressible “ W the rear, Collier, when some one, in a spirit guard sat upon his neck, banter, asked back on his ear. il isn't that one of Lackaye’s The center sat upon his legs. v5 sean . : th Not yet,"’ quickly answered Willic Two ends sat on his chest ’ : Lippincott's, The quarter and the back then ‘ S wn on him to rest Ina Pinch, use ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE. left guard upon his he tackle on his face. The coroner was next called in To sit upon his case — ert Fre Press By BOOTH TARKINGTON Jealousy “My dear,"’ said the wife of the nent professor, “the hens have scratched up all that eggplant seed you sowed.”” b | “Ah, jealousy !'? mused the professor, ea Ss e Ss And he sat down and wrote a twenty- page article on the “Development of Envy in the Minds of the Lower Grade of Bipeds."—Democrotic Telegram. ri Ss mM a Ss a r y A Practical Demonstration “Nearly everybody has a well-devel- apa aoe olceionGe” It wasn't a party at all as one understands such things, piel and yet a more ‘ateresting group of people were never in vited anywhere before. And the story is just as anusual as the party—a story that only Booth Tarkington could have written... It is woven of filmy laceries of fancy, delicately tinted imaginings, of fine enchantments, and y se ay ee it overflows with the vigor and strength and vitality of life EAS | MEA I SEBING WATE! as it is today, To tell of it farther would be unfair—bat a Esso ’ little cripple boy and a politician and—bat nobody can tell cane HARPER & a story like this but one man. Frontispiece and Illustra OR l ENT NCAT CHE tions for 20 pages in three colors. Gilt top, untrimmed Febre a BROTHERS edges, $1.25. specially chartered Crutser, 3 Cruises round the world. 7 apisda aaded oy wana qin ydes sty) 998 oym a[dood oy) Jo out 1894, comicbooks.com