Life — November 4, 1909 — page 48: what you’re looking at

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Got What He Wanted Mayor Stoy, of Atlantic City, was DRE praising the excellence of the past sum- many beautiful women here, nor such New Orleans crowds, nor such decorum. The Dilightfalteip the yearveund’ IE prefer rowdiness to decorum don’t here. They go elsewhere. They ar old Jerry Patterson. 00 One 00 Round &. “Judge Hindlip was going to ¢ $35.2 We, $60.2 Fe big pony and. ox Toast, He. fai Ixciupinc Bert ann MBALs the invitations to old Jerry, his and Jerry, after delivering them, tur up drunk. “SUNSET ROUTE” “ Judge Hindlip looked at the old scrv- / ant in disgust. ea} Jerry,’ he said, ‘what does this LOUISIANA, TEXAS, MEXICO, ARIZONA mean?’ CALIFORNIA \ “*M—means I'm drunk,’ Jerry hic- Toquire 3 coughed. LH. Matting, G.P.A., 1158-366-1 B'way ‘Drunk!" hissed the Judge. ‘And NewYork, or anySouthera Pacific Agent what do you mean by getting drunk “Tt ain't my—hic—fault,” said Jerry “It’s fault 0’ them invitations. Every man I—hic—delivered one to asked me to have a—hie—drink, and thish’s—h result.’ _ = ““Terrible! terrible!’ ried Jud Hindlip. ‘Have we got no temperance His Honey A Happy Marriage people in this township?’ Luther M. Burbank, the plant wizard Depeada taegeiy on a know!- “*Shure,’ said Jerry, ‘but Ish of California, said of honey, apropos of edge of the whole truth hic—their invitations by pos L a flower that bees love: Peintion tol life'and Neal, ville Times. “This flower grows abundantly near This knowledge does not Not a Failure Santa Barbara, and there was once a come intaligentiy of iselt young Californian who often visited a every-day sources. During the language lesson the scl leading Santa Barbara hotel because they | master asked one of his pupils if honey that bees make from this flower. (Ulustrated) French. “Well, the young man got married | | & J 'linm 11, Watling, A.3y M.D. imparts in a clea, “No, sir."* stammered the boy: in due course, and the wedding trip | rede ese HES “That is correct, Johnny," said th itinerary must include Santa Barbara, so K Should itave. teacher kindly, and passed on to the 1 that the bride might taste this superb : question —Lippincott’s honey. 5 . “But the first morning at the Santa | |] Knowledge a Young W ia : Wise Saws b te as ni €) the Knowledge a Mot part to Her er. I ii i . Barbara hotel there was no honey on se 1 | Segeai"nsimicaes a Wie sonia near” Damemter 5 Womas Ie the bale itt Goa. sierathod ayy ane All in one volume. IMustrated, $2, postpald. empt man: trom egoisn, : frowned. He called the old familiar Wrie lr “Ovier Peapte’s Opinions” sed Table oto It's a wise horse that knows his own waiter over to him Puritan Pub. Co., 711 Perry Bldg. Ph fodder —Wasp. ‘Where's my honey?’ he demanded. “The waiter hesitated, looked awk- wardly at the bride, then bent toward i > e whisper stammered: work here no J A M A I C A A Lesson in Politeness ** The Land of Scenic and Climatic Perfection "* He was dining at a French restaurant, ¥ . 3 aod while he was eipplog bie black coffee PER «TO add to the delightful charms of a winter vacation in Jamaica and the West Indies, and to : experience the pleasures of luxurious voyaging, make the ocean trip on one of the superb ra ily frag se eee miele ee eel ae 6,000:t00 PRINZ steamers of the ATLAS SERVICE, asling weekly from New York. atc ccacefally andéered HESE vessels offer all the comforts and conveniences of our well known trans- overcoat. He had just reached the door TH pthoti teaners “They are edly sdapted for is servce when the owner tapped him on the ¥ COMMoDIOUS and homelike staterooms, splendid saloons, spacious decks, excellent shoulder. - ‘cuisine, “Pardon me, sir,” be said, meekly, 5 k R TO One Way Round Trip Also cruises of 3 weeks’ dure “but would you allow me to get another ate JAMAICA $45 $85.00 tioa and longer, calling at ST cnr Tae Jamaica, Colon (Panama Canal), Savanilla, Cartagena Santa Marta, Port Limon, Costa Rica Clark's Cruises ‘Around the World Leave New York every week. Rate, including stateroom, accommodations aed, 18,0 tons. One ship for whole tetp. Feds and meals, $125 upwards, SO andupsatew vacancies. ‘Similar crulaes Oct Send for booklet giving full particulars. nt $, 1910, $400 up. by Liord 4 TAT, lncloding 26 gre Egypt and Palestine, 7 5: -, HAMBURG-AMERICAN LINE - 41-45 Broadway, New York Excetient series Europe and Oberammergau Boston Philadelphia Chicago: St. Lonis ‘Sen Francisco Luxurious AccomMoDATIONS Connecting with For Points in ‘Specity program desired. F. C. CLARK, Times Boilding, N. Y. comicbooks.com