Life — September 9, 1909 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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‘NLESS your car han perfect lubrication, Your gasoline 18 used for friction instead Of miles of speed. ‘The use of Vacuum MOBILOIL saves the wear of your car, tho waste of gasoline, and most of the money that goes for repaira. Vacuum MOBILOIL ts made to six dif. ferent grades to suit the lubrication of every automobile made. One of these gradeo is exactly adapted to the needs of your car. Tis use is an investment that savesex pense, It will end forever your lubrication troubies, end add to your pleasure and the life of your cag, Write for tree beokiet showing grade of MORLON a¢acted ‘to tao ese of every car. Gives track records to Gala, and money-saving meter iets VACUUM MOBILOIL’ fn barrels and in cans with patent pouring spout, ts sold by dealers everywhere, Manufactured by VACUUM OIL CO., Rochester, N. Y. Pleasure and Sacrifice An alert little five-year-old was visiting a city park with her mother for the first time. She had noticed the beautiful red and white swan boats, as they passed through in the morning, and her mother had promised they should come back after the shopping was done and have a ride Shortly after dinner they stood on the bridge over the lagoon, watching the boats below and listening to the cry of the barker as he tried to induce the passing crowds to patronize his swan boats. But when her mother started toward the boat landing, little Elsie declared very vigorously that she did not want to go at all, and as her mother urged her, broke forth in tears. This sudden fear was so different from her former eagerness that her mother could not un- derstand it until she noticed the boatman’s call, He was crying: “Come along, come along— ride clear around the pond—only five cents for ladies and gents—children thrown in! ’—Youth’s Companion “Inverted Gravity" “We have reversed the ordinary laws of na- ture," said a witty United States Senator, speak- ing of himself and an almost preternaturally dig- nified colleague “Blank has risen by his gravity; I have sunk by my levity.”"—Youth’s Companion, Concise Short Story Angelina Smith loved Edwin Jones. Edwin Jones was poor. Angelina Smith is Mrs. cott's. Robinson.—Lippin- “Cuanxce shapes our destini quoted the Wise Guy. “Well, all I have to say is that some of us have mighty poor shapes," added the Simple Mug.—Philadelphia Record. Enter, the Husband Lawrence J. 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