Life — July 8, 1909 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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HAWS 86 Pine Street New York City Sparks from Old Anvils (Continued from page 46) I did a hundred yards this morning through the old Pantechnicon in twe two and a half seconds, which, for fair heel-and-toe walking, I consider very creditable. B. took five-eighths of a-second longer for the same distance; but then he dawdled to look at a Raphael. ‘rome K, jerome. “ Diary of a Pilgrimage.” A Business Letter To tie Eprtor: Sir:—I'm movin’ along—slowly along—down ords your place. I want you should rite me a etter, saying how is the show bizniss in your lace. My show at present consists of three oral Bares, a Kangaroo (a amoozin little Ras- sal)—'twould make you larf yerself to deth to ce the little cuss jump up and squeal), wax fig- ers of G. Washington Gen. Tayler John Bun- an Capt. Kidd and Dr. Webster in the act of illin Dr. Parkman, besides several miscellanyus joral wax statoots of celebrated piruts & mur- lerers, &c., ekalled by few & exceld by none. Now Mr. Editor, scratch orf a few lines sayin’ how is the show bizniss down to your place. I shall hav my hanbills dun at your orfiss. De- pend upon it. I want you should git my han- ills up in flamin’ style. Also git up a tremenyus excitement in yr. paper ‘bowt my onparaled Show. We must fetch the public sumhow. We must wurk on their feelins. Cum the moral on em strong. If it’s a temprance community tell em I sined the pledge fifteen minits arter Ise orn, but on the contery ef your peple take their tods, say Mister Ward is as Jenial a feller as we “ver met, full of conwivialty, & the life an sole of the Soshul Bored. Take, don’t you? ay anythin’ about my show say my snaiks is as armliss as the new born Babe. What a inter- estin study it is to see a zewological animal like a snaik under perfect subjecshun! My kangaroo is the most larfable little cuss I ever saw. All for 1§ cents. I am anxious to skewer your in- floounce. I repeet in regard to them hanbills that I shall git ‘em struck orf to your printin’ orfiss. My perlitercal sentiments agree with yourn exackly. I know they do, becawz I never saw a man whoos didn’t. Respectively yures, A. Warp. P. S.—You scratch my back & ille scratch your back—Charles Farrar Browne, in Ward, His Book.’ “And yet [cannot escape from the thought that he (Wordsworth) is always sole ing of himself (but I do reverence hi this is curious; Byron was a greater egoist and yet I do not feel the same with him. He re- minds me of a beast of the desert, savage a: eautiful; and the former is what ore would ne a superior donkey, reclaimed fro then, to be—a very superior donkey, I power of speech, and great , and whose stubbornness y mission, The worst is thing sublime in and false. I love Wordsworth best, and greater power over me. 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