Life — July 8, 1909 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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SAEs AAMT SAas%eRS, IT, Nyllv In Real Life The shoe in which the elderly female once A Job's Comforter “ Bill,” said the invalid's friend, “I've come to cheer you up a bit like. I've brought yer a few flahrs, Bill. I tought if I was too late they'd come in ’andy for a wreaf, yer know. Don’t get down-’earted, Bill. Lummy, don’t you But there, keep up yer spirits, old sport; I've come to see yer an’ cheer yer up a Duyeey Meysie fp) : ganewe: dyed, bit. Nice little room you ‘ave ‘ere, but as I paper last night when gave a scream Jack's beanpole, now well seasoned bs wself-uben I ne eat gins # War P and fell to the floor in a des int. Now, ac Rind from the bacon made of the pig stolen ine shied ee! eee eae eee unt ups MOE ied : cording to the books tradition, Daysey by the piper’s son. oe Ghabe Ease: (OC eet a come cane now se Mayme fainted because she read the announce- The penny for lack of which § CON NO nner ment of an old sweetheart's marriage or d failed to acquire the wares of the p Fitting the Space € (and it will turn out afterward, according to t A number of others that appeal to sentiment Hello, Tom, old man, got your new flat ; books and tradition, that he was a cousin of b and are as deserving as Mary's pet.—Philadel- dup yet? . * old sweetheart by the same na But real life phia Ledger. Tom: Not quite. Say you know where I z is so unlike the books and tradition. Upon being can buy a fold tooth! Boston Tran- revived, Daysey Mayme related that she saw script. hosiery advertised for t she had paid Chug-Chug ! a 35 cents for the day before —Atchison Globe. Berl bere 5 Honk! Hon Relics bs " ligillug-gilligillug ! Three pieces of yarn made from the fleece of The pedestrian paused at the intersection of Mary's little lamb have just been sold at auction, two busy cross streets. ‘ bri 7-75 an 50, respectively. Even He looked An automobile was rushing Pe considering what the tariff is doing to the price of yarn, these figures must be 1 1 as trib- utes to the personal qu amb. How- ever, there are other relics thentic. Bids may be sent in for One crumpled horn, once worn by a achievement Also, for the horn of the little Boy Blue, with a photographic record of the note it didn't blow, owing to the inopportune nap the lad took, while devastation ravished the corn cow of a year in advance. Additi vada, 82 cents carrent copies, lcents, lack pumbe: three plication, 25 termed tain. The Int The Leader: aut xicnt, boys, start THE Music! reat Britain, Canada and juntries Postal ews Excha Lire . Breams ern) or-cycle from another; an ng from behind and a taxicab was speedily approaching Zip-zip! Zing-glug ! He looked up and saw directly above him a runaway airship in rapid descent here was but one chance. He was standing upon a manhole cover. Quickly seizing lifted the lid and jumped into the hole ju time to be run over by a subway train—Ci lond Ploin Deeler. ry Lane, London, E. ¢ land, Agents. Mrentann’s, 37 Ave, de ect. Leicester Square, W, Londo e, Germany the text may be used.giv lal Cake _Assortinents : SY, ; . i for AGES 2 ta 4 : i Summer Homes | For Afternoon Teas, for Yachting and Motoring Trips—in fact, for any Summer Menu—our Selected Assortments of Cakes always prove of acceptable, Packed to keep crisp and fresh for days. Ship-\ [i> 2 al ments promptly made. ; Assortments at , : , a $2.00, $7.00, $5.00, q ah tf v $8.00 and $12.00 } 2 a (TN Expressage Prepaid : SST by to any express point within < ih j H 1 300 miles of New York City 7 3 Summer Booklet giving details of ‘ \ m many different Assortments and full information, sent on request. eand A WHISKY THAT , : WILL AGREE WITH VO 1; p b Sahat H 628 Fifth Ave., New York e Established 70 Years ™ s comicbooks.com