Life, 1909-06-03 · page 49 of 56
Life — June 3, 1909 — page 49: what you’re looking at
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This page contains a humorous short story ("A Library Experience") about a man's awkward encounters at a library club, where chatty women pester him with unsolicited advice about cooking and personal connections. The advertisements reveal period-specific concerns: **Rubberlife** promotes tire preservation fluid (cars were relatively new); **President Suspenders** advertises comfort for businessmen, using the pitch that quality clothing should be "forgotten"—a gentleman shouldn't notice his clothes; and **Mrs. Graham's Hair Restorer** promises to reverse graying hair. The suspender ad's main illustration shows a man bending and twisting freely, contrasting with the discomfort of inferior suspenders. These ads reflect early 20th-century anxieties about maintaining respectability and comfort in a modernizing society. The tone is lighthearted satire about social etiquette, domestic life, and masculine self-presentation—not political commentary.
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A Library Experience (Continued from page 796) I mean, for the coming year. And, of course, anything that’s printed must be right.”” Ttold her that I would bring her a little book in which she could find all the important epochs sed dates in history arranged just in the order at's mighty sweet of you. I told ladies that I knew we'd find someone here “d krow. And, by the way, my dear, could i month's Making Home Happy? has the finest recipe for boiling rice! I'm no chicken. I've been cooking for twenty But that recipe for boiling rice just on y eyes! Drop the rice (well-washed, ei course), right into boiling water, and let it jor half an hour, if you want to. You'd ised how lovely it is. Take my advice. double-boiler, my dear. It's not neces- sry, and with the new way there's only one jan to wash." Before 1 could make a courteous escape an- ber of the club attacked me. * she began, “you are new here, I hope you will like us all. I was saying to Mrs. Morowitz that you are the ¢ of my friend Gertie Hally, who lives hicago. Do you know her?” I regretted that I did not “Well, I'l send my boy her picture for you to sec. derful, the resemblance! "” Then I supplied the entire club with histories sbich [ knew they would never read, and sent over after supper Really, it’s <1 just in time to find a little girl start- itg out of the library with a cheap translation of Hugo's “ L’Homme Qui Rit.” Very gently I shed her if she were going to read that book, tot telling her what a chronicle of horror it is “No. It's for papa,” she exclaimed. “ He's had nervous prostration, and I want something to make him laugh.’ Itold her that I knew a book a good deal fun- tier than that one. She was very sweet about it, and accepted as a substitute a collection of 0. Henry's wholesome, nonsensical stories. I didn't want papa to have a relapse. Then, to my amazement, I found that the lit- THE LIFE OF YOUR TIRES WILL DO IT and has done it for years. You apply it on the outside of the tire without removing same from the wheel. Anyone can do it, Rubber- life is a fluid which positively prolongs the life of rubber. Rub it on the tires oceasionally—that’s all. It we could send you a free sample we would glaily do eo, but {tis impractical on account of the expense; but we will do this—we guarant. faction or refund your money. It cannot hurt the rubber—you take no risk. Very slight ex- pense, but it actually gives twice the mileage to att our free booklet—begin using Rubberlife RUBBERLIFE MFG. CO. 1302 Shepard Bldg, Grand Rapids, Mich. Are Your Suspenders As Comfortable As Mine? I can bend forward like this— and twist or turn in any direction— without feeling my suspenders in the slightest. Can you? Try it and see what happens. on your trousers. And that is just a sam- ple of what they are doing to you all day long. It is just as true of us business men as those who exercise violently. Rigid-back suspenders are pulling on your shoulders and hampering your proper free- dom of action all day long. Probably you don’t realize it. I didn’t either until I found so much greater comfort in wearing LIGHT WEIGHT LISLE PRESIDENT SUSPENDERS That opened my eyes to what I had been enduring before. Now I can put on my suspenders in the morn- ing and forget I have them on until I take them off at night. That is what we all should be able todo. For you know a gentleman should be so com- fortably dressed he can forget himself and his clothes. Medium and heavy weight for workers, and extra lengths for tall men. guarantee on every pair—Satisfaction, New Pair or Money Back can’t supply you, we will, postpaid, on receipt of price, 50c. Get them today. THE C. A. EDGARTON MFG. CO. gests a pair for each suit. 1769 Main Street See how your rigid-back suspenders bind your shoulders and pull It is just as important to have your suspenders comfortable as it is to be fussy about the hang of your trousers and the cut of your coat. Light Weight Lisle President Sus- penders are made especially for business and dress wear. They lie flat on the back and are the lightest weight sus- pender made. Maker's If your dealer Convenience sug- Shirley, Ma: joyously carrying home a copy of Victor Hugo's “ Memoirs,”” “to read aloud at’ the girls’ sewing society at the church."? I remembered peeping into it once, and, as a result, wanting to be baptized all over again. I told the little girl that that book was rather sad history. So she, too, willingly exchanged her book for one of the new Betty Wales books. A moment later a remarkably good-looking man came toward me. He was tall, well-groomed, and bore himself like a trained athlete—exactly the type of man, I thought, that could go on the vaudeville stage, wave an American flag for twenty minutes daily, and earn perhaps two- hundred dollars per week. He was smooth-faced, had dark hair, and large, dark-blue eyes. But the moment he spoke I knew that life had some- (Continued on page 798) ™m Mrs. Graham's HAIR RESTORER TRIAL BOTTLE FREE / # Gray or faded hair always gives an aged appearance. You can look younger as_you grow older by the aid of Mrs. Graham's Quick Hair Restorer which in a few days Restores Gray Hair Y to Sts natural color, Perfectly barmiess—easily applied. Positively sure in its resalts. Makes tho bair rich and glossy. Price $1.00 at all dealers or by mail. O4-page book about the hair, FREE. MRS. GERVAISE GRAHAM, 1588 Michigan Avenue, Chicago,III, comicbooks.com