Life, 1909-06-03 · page 45 of 56
Life — June 3, 1909 — page 45: what you’re looking at
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This page is **primarily advertising**, not political satire. The dominant content is a Northern Pacific Railway advertisement promoting three transcontinental trains ("North Coast Limited," "Exposition Special," and "Pacific Express") connecting Chicago, Seattle, and Yellowstone National Park. The ad emphasizes summer travel opportunities and includes illustrations of scenic destinations and train interiors. The left column contains brief humorous pieces titled "Sparks from Old Anvils"—light satirical observations about human nature and social etiquette (discussing how guests compliment hosts' views, a Dutch legal system for dispute resolution, and contradictions in life). These are not political cartoons but rather genteel witticisms typical of Life's satirical humor from this era. At bottom is an advertisement for Long Island Railroad summer destinations and another for English automobile tours. The page reflects early-1900s leisure travel promotion and genteel social commentary rather than political critique.
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yeing nual ley, vend rsion lopes amp- forty cean, -all- give bling cost. senget Sparks from Old Anvils (Continued from page 791) that comes between oneself and the heart country. The very views from the win- become the property of host and hostess as hy as do the pictures on the walls. I remem- uring a three-days’ visit to the Leytons, hearing Laura praise the nightingale as if she were complimenting Lady Leyton on the musical performance of her niece, and she really spoke of a peculiarly brilliant sunset with a civility that led one to infer that she imputed the splendor of the evening sky to the admirable taste and feeling for color of Lord Leyton himself —Ex- trects from the “ Etchingham Letters.”” The Peacemaker “Ir is to be wished that those who nations would imitate artists. As soon as it is known in London that a new stuff is made in France, they are sure to counterfeit it. Why is not a statesman equally desirous to establish in bis own country a salutary ‘law taken from a foreign nation? ”” * © The most salutary law, the most ex- cellent custom, and the most useful I have ever seen, is in Holland. When two persons are about to enter on a lawsuit, they are first obliged to go before a tribunal of reconciling judges called the Peacemakers. If the parties happen to bring with them a lawyer and a counsellor, the first thing done is to send these gentlemen about their business, as we take off the wood from a fire we want to extinguish. The Peace- nakers tell the parties: ‘You are certainly great fools to spend your moxey to procure your own ruin; we will bring you to an agreement with- cat costing you one farthing.’ If the rage of chicane happens to be too violent in our par. ties, they put them off to another day, in order that time may soften and mitigate the symptoms of their disorder; after the expiration of which time the judges ‘summon them before them a second time and a third time. If their folly is of the incurable sort, they promise them that they will consent to their having their cause tried in a court of justice, in the same manner as we abandon an incurable member to the sur- geon; and then the law has its course.’” Fr. tof a letter from Voltaire’s Essays, La Verita Edition, Vol. 37. Yours, C.-M. Gartaxn. Proved Life is full of contradictions. And I say it isn't.—Boston Tran- Mr. Sxapp: Mrs. Sapp: script “Seventit lap,"’ said passed around the famil the baby, as he was —Yale Record. “Dors he always speak the truth?" “1 feess not. All his friends praise his judgment.”” Detroit Free Press. ° Are You | Planning for the Summer? LONG ISLAND with its 400 Miles of Shore Line on Ocean, Sound and Bays, ideal for Boating, Fishing, Surf and Still Water Bathing, bons invitingly to those who have not already tested its charms, All parts of this charming country are within easy traveling distance from New York City, the literborough Subway trains running direct to the | LR. R. Station at Flatbush Ave. (Brooklyn). | fone | ‘and Resorts" for 1909, brimful of helpful infor- he roaorta on the island, with list of hotels free upon application or mailed on By addressing the General Passenger LONG ISLAND RAILROAD RAN San SAY | ‘North Coast Limited” GARDINER GATEWAY YELLOWSTONE PARK Season June 5 to Sept. 25 “Exp osition These are the three electric lighted daily transcontinental trains in service after May 23, via the ALASKA-YUKON-PAC, EXPOSITION, SEATT! June 1 to Oct. ed Northern Pacific Railway to and from the North Pacific Coast. Through service between Chicago and Seattle. Through service between St. Louis, Kansas City and the North Coast. Through service to and from the boundary of Yellowstone National Park ANNUAL ROSE FESTIVAL, PORTLAND June 7 to 12 Everything planned to make this summer’s trip to the Alaska-Yukon-Pacific Exposition and tke Northwest the pleasantest ever experienced. Rainier National Park and Paradise Valley, from Tacoma, June 1 to October 1. National Irrigation Congress, Spokane, August 9 to 14, SUMMER TOURIST FARES to ‘the North Pacific Coast, Ma; to September 30. $62 from bi cago; $57.50 from St. Louis; $50 from'St: Paul, Minneapolis, Da Juth, Superior, Omaha, Kansas ity, Round itp Limit, October Corresponding tares trom the East generally. ON THE NORTH COAST LIMITED The Barnum of Journalism Mr. Hearst's politics reflect always the bustling journalist. Your yellow fellow is never a man of conviction nor often, indeed, a man of respect for broad principles. He is one with an instinct for comprehending the mood of the public mind. His ear is always on the ground and his study is how to estimate the tendencies and the appe- tite of that part of the great public whose men- tal and moral life rests upon the events and dis- cussions of the day. The first mark of his pro- fessional ability is his readiness to know what the public wants or what it may be brought to accept; second, his power to so organize and direct the forces at his command as to meet the immediate public taste. 798 Ririte for iistrated book- Export ND.Gen. Pass'r Agt, rthern Pacific Bidey . Paul, Minn, So with Mr. Hearst's politics. One year he is for busting the trusts. Next he is for curbing the tax eaters. Anon he is for a stiff foreign policy s he is for something cal- culated to claim the attention of the man in the street to-day. Never by any chance docs his (Continued on page 794) ENGLISH TOURS By AUTOMOBILE PRIVATE CARS. GO WHERE YOU PLEASE. Ilustrated Sooklet free by post, MOTOR TOURING COMPANY, 43 Pembroke Place, - Liverpool, England comicbooks.com