Life — April 29, 1909 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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As he was about | to leave the court room he was observed to scan | very closely the official envelope in which had been enclosed the document that was to assist in | his naturalization “In a few days August turned up again. | Presenting himself to the clerk of the court, he bestowed upon that dignitary a broad Teutonic saying : Vell, here I vos. “* Pleased to see you, I’m sure,’ said the clerk, with polite sarcasm. ‘Would you mind adding who you are and why you are here?’ 1 surprised. He exhibited his official c. ‘It says, “Return in five days, jained, ‘und here I vos!’ ’*- Batancurr Maxor, » BRIARCLIFF ‘LODGE A Resort Hotel of High Quality Sill open May 1, with supes a red guests, Apart Jusive orders for DAVID B. PLUMER, Manager Represented at 4% Rast 46th St., New York. “Phone § LEE MEN OF BRAINS IGARS — “MADE AT KEY WEST _ FOR ce Pa Has Bought a Limousine The neighbors never pass us by unnoticed any more; They've ceased to tilt their noses high the way they did before. We're not looked down on by the Browns or snubbed by Mrs. Green— There's been a sudden ch: bought a limousine ye since pa has Ma gets invited out to tea or something every day, And boys that used to hoot at me have pleasant things to say; The callers come in style and show an interest that’s keen In us and our affairs since pa has bought a limousine. Sis used to sit here lookin’ glum, because no beau would call But now you ought to see them come !—they line up in the hall; Ma used to often fret, but she has learned to be serene, Although we're deep in debt since pa has bought a limousine. —Chicago Record-Herald. Tue first Italian music master who went to Edinburgh one day was passing the Tron Church as the service was drawing to a close. The loncly Italian drew near the door and was startled. He said to the beadle: “ What is that horrible noise I hear?"’ The beadle, much scandalized, an- swered: “ That's the people praising God.’" The sad foreigner rejoined: “Then their God must have no ear for music,’’ and, sorrowfully shak- ing his head, he walked awa: Argonaut. @ TheGame of Billiards @ fa less Interesting at home because one does not play bis best game on a private table, Table, balls and cues are —the cue tips and the chalk are diferent. m these small but Important Spinks’ Chalk fs found | because tt pre has a clinging smoothness not to be foun: Spinks! Self-Stict ‘Tips are made In one plece. lable in play. Shall we send you our Home Billiard Supply Case containing — A Ivory Cetlutold Pocket Chalk Cases, 2dozen Chalk Re-fills, 3) Assorted Spinks! Self-Sticker Cue Tip: All for $2.00, express paid anywhere A larger Outfit for Clubs and Public Roonis, con tating 6 dozen Round Chalk, 6 dozen Square Chalk, sorted Spinks Se Sticker Cue Tips— All for $5.00, express paid anywhere. Money returned Uf asked. Order from your ¢ Or from the makers —- WILLIAM A. SPINKS & COMPANY 93 Erle Street, Chicago, U. S. A. The only manufacturers of Cue Tips in America, Send £0 cents fo stampa for Seasatl A Literary Lion in Indiana Marion tells of a bright gent whom he met at a village in Indiana. “T reckon you are the celebrated Marion id the stranger. s Crawford,” replied the novelist. me to introduce myself,’ said the I am in the book If, and know how it goes.’’ “You are an author?’ remarked Mr. Craw- ford. “Ta REAT REAR SPRING WAT! It's parity has made it famous” fs The Voice of the People: “Just the finest and most delightfully satisfying beer I’ve ever tasted.” Always the Same Good Old Blatz. Order a case To-day Ask f at ar a eo Bate Insist on “Blatz. Correspondence invited direct. VAL. BLATZ BREWING CO.MILWAUKEE “Yes, I have published a book regularly every year since 1890." “May I ask the name of your latest book?" “It’s the ‘Premium List of the Jones County Agricultural Fair,’ ’" responded Higgs. ‘ Allow me to present you with a copy of it. I'm the secretary of the Jones County Board. We're going to beat all records this year. Air-machines, chariot races, baseball games and trials of speed on track till you can't rest. Come and spend the day with us, and it won't cost you a cent. Well, this is where I get off. Good-by, Mr. Crawford. Glad to have met you.”’ The genial secretary of Jones County Board wrung Mr. Crawford's hand, pushed his hat farther back on his head, strode down the aisle and got off the car, leaving the astonished author of “ Mr. Isaacs’ gasping for breath—The Wasp. The four-season resort of the English-hke Inn of Asheville. Asnevinte, N.C. South. THe Maxon, t Inhuman A local iand was one day playing at Dun- fermline, when an old weaver came up and asked the bandmaster what they were playing. “ That is ‘The Death of Nelson,’ '* solemnly replied bandmaster. y, man,’? remarked the weaver, “ye ba’e gien him an awfu’ death.""—Glasyow Herald. “Is he a young man of brains?” “T really can’t say. I've only met him in society." —Judgc. away ba chatter Adam's sincerely of a pre of those onsen! describe side-com terrific would be if she Uoomer *commo shoulder Xo, no! ke publ ably end comicbooks.com