Life, 1909-04-01 · page 48 of 52
Life — April 1, 1909 — page 48: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertisements** for motor boats, revolvers, and mineral water, with one satirical article titled "Too Much Influence." The article criticizes **Senator Simmons of North Carolina** for abusing his political power. The satire uses a racist dialect monologue (reflecting the era's offensive conventions) to depict Simmons claiming he can extract federal funds for local projects—a post office and cemetery road—simply by requesting them from President Cleveland's Treasury. The point: Simmons is portrayed as wielding excessive, corrupt influence, obtaining government resources for his constituents through personal connections rather than legitimate process. His opponent alleged this represented inappropriate favoritism and abuse of senatorial power during what appears to be an election campaign. The article reflects early 1900s concerns about political patronage and machine politics, though its execution relies on deeply racist stereotypes typical of that period's *Life* magazine.
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Look for the ow!’s head on grip and our name on barrel, IVER JOHNSON’S ARMS & CYCLE WORKS, 186 River Street, Fitchburg, Mass. OS) New York: oo Chambers Street, tad Hamborg, Germany: Pickhuben ¢. =) San Francisco: Phil. B. Bekeart Co., 717 Market St. campaign. He didn't make a peep until the night before election. Then he held a meeting, and this is what he said: “Mr. Simmons is all right. He has sure ‘nuff influence at Washing- ton. One mawnin’ he went up to the White House and he says: ‘Mawnin’, Mistuh Cleve- land.” “*Mawnin’, Mistuh Simmons.’ Mistuh Cleveland, I want seventy-five thou- sand dollars for a post office over at James City.’ “*Go right over to the Treasury and git it, Mistuh Simmons.’ “Pretty soon he goes up and says: ‘ Mistuh Cleveland, I want twenty thousand dollars for the road to the national cemetery in my town! “*Go right over to the Treasury and git it, Mistuh Simmons.” “He's got plenty of influence, plenty, but lemme tell you niggers they’s such a thing as too much influence. Some day Mistuh Sim- mons will go up to the White House and say: “Mawnin’, Boss Cleveland.’ “*Mawnin’, Mistuh Simmons.’ “*Mistuh Cleveland, T want all them niggers down in my district put back in slavery,” and he'll do it, and then where'll you niggers be, I ask you?” That settled it—Seturday Evening Post Too Much Influence Senator Simmons, of North Carolina, served one term in the House of Representatives, ‘way hack in 1886, and was defeated for re-cleetion. This is why: mons had secured a post office for James a solid black town, got an appropriation public building at Newbern, across the , and an appropriation for a road to the national cemetery near by, A negro was nom- inated against Simmons, but early in the cam- mons went to James City and had a ing. All the colored brethren were for mons’ opponent said nothing during the BUFFALO Livni SPRINGS WATER A Powerful Nerve Tonic and Restorative. Does it Contain Hypophosphites of Lime and Soda? Hunter McGuire, M. 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