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This page contains **advertisements and humorous short pieces** rather than political cartoons. The content includes: **Main Advertisement:** Liqueur Pères Chartreux—a liqueur made by Carthusian monks, historically expelled from France and now based in Spain. The ad emphasizes authenticity and legal exclusivity. **Humor Pieces:** Brief satirical vignettes mocking social conventions: - A lawyer's remarriage announced so tersely it seems indifferent to his recent widowhood - A store sign equating dust with manhood - London working-class dialogue about whistling and postcards - A dinner guest named "Louis the Fourteenth" who's always invited to reach thirteen at table **"Mirza's Vision on 'Change":** A stock market allegory where a "clean lamb" investor dreams the Exchange is vanity, witnessing the Secretary strike a gong to start the ticker—satirizing the theater and manipulation of stock trading. **RECREATION Magazine Advertisement:** Promoting outdoor lifestyle content and yachting articles. The page reflects Life's satirical humor style targeting contemporary social absurdities and financial speculation.

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“LIFE: ROS CY Liqueur Peres Chartreux GREEN GREEN AND AND YELLOW YELLOW SBT BVO GA BABE BABA ORONO BAGS ‘The original and genuine Chartreuse has always Deen and still is made by the Carthusian Mouks Pores Chartreux), who, since their expulsion rom France, have been located at Tarragona, Spain ; and, although the old labels and insignia originated by tho Monks have been adjudged by the Federal Courts of this country to be still r the exclusive property of the Monks, their world Fenowned ‘product is nowadays known as | “Liqueur Péres Chartreux.” » € s PEPE EI At first-class Wine Merchants, Grocers, Hotels, Cafés. ‘Bayer & Co., 45 Broadway, New York, N.Y. Sole Agents for United States. AGAMA BAB RGR GABA te A Quiet Affai A prominent lawyer of Vicksburg, Miss., who, after two months of widowhood took unto him- self another spouse, was very indignant when he read in one of the local papers the following notice of his marriage: “The wedding was very quiet, owing to recent bereavement in the bridegroom's famil —Catholic News. Dust A sign hung in a conspicuous place in a store awrence : “Man is made of dust. Dust settles Are you a man? "—Boston Record. | In London Pace: "Ere, what's the good o’ you turning up? I whistled once. Capny: Well, I thou Pace: Once is for a Canny: Yus. E: An’ tw Yas. Well, when we wants you we'll send you a posteard—see?—Punch. in tal xi, ain't it? | ¢ is for a ’ansom? What's in a Name—Sometimes? “Who that handsome man over ‘there? '"" one guest asks another at a dinner party. “That is Louis the Fourteenth.” “How absurd! What do you mean?” “Well, his name is Louis, and he is always invited when—without him—there would be thir- Mirza’s Vision on ’Change HAVING spent the Sabbath in religious meditation, on Monday morning I washed myself with “Dutch Cleanser,” and, being a clean “lamb,” ascended to the Stock Exchange Gallery, where I fell into a“ Chinese dream” on the vanity of human life and stock- brokers generally. “Surely,” said 1, “stocks are but a gamble, and profits a ‘Lawsonian Phantom.” Whilst I was thus musing, I cast my “lamps” toward the summit of a high desk, and beheld the High Mogul, or Exchange Secretary, climb to his Seat of Might. Seeing me, he struck the 10 o'clock gong, which set in motion a ticker, the sound of which, like Rubinstcin’s “ Melody,” was exceeding sweet and altogether different from any music 1 had heard since becoming an innocent spring “lamb,” with no knowledge of the word “ Stung.” As G. Q. and U. P. began to rise my heart melted away in secret raptures and soliloquies. Then Genius, the Secretary, beckoned me to approach. Obeying, I fell down at his feet and wept, thinking he was about to put me ona “good thing.” Continued om page 271, teen at table.""—Le Figaro. FittingOutTi is almost here. Make your plans now for your outdoor season. RECREATION will help you in the big things and in many little things as well. Whether ou are a veteran yachtsman or just a plain lover of the out-of-doors with no particu- lar hobby to ride, the March number of RECREATION will help you in dozens of ways. The superb full-page illustrations of this mag- azine are worthy of framing for any home. Nowhere élse will you find such helpful, entertaining articles illustrated exclusively by the most raphers.. RECREATION is the fact that the men who write for its pages have “Been There” and can start you planning your outdoor campaign. A. P. Stephens, the best known yachting authority in America, has written an ine tensely practical article, giving complete Ss instructions on how to put your motor-boat, SENS SOS NS Sea cht or sail-boat in commission, hen there are many other articles of “The Knockabout,” a keen sizing up of the being a 4oo-mile cruise in Florida waters, “ Overhauling Your Canoe,” ‘* Motor Boat EZ Sop — I interest to the boat enthusiast, such small yacht, “A Cruise to Okeechobee, “How to Build the Handy Cruising Tent, Cruising Around Chicago. RECREATION HOUSES The first instalment of the most important series of articles ever written for an outdoor ma azine begins in the March number. It describes two ideal bungalows of small cost and is illustrated from drawings and floor plans by Sullivan W. Jones, the practical man of one of New York's most prominent firms of architects, who has designed especially for the use of RECREATION’S readers two vacation houses, one to cost $750 — to accommo- date four or five persons —and one to cost $1,000— which will comfortably house six or seven persons. . ; ; Besides descriptions, Mr. Jones has prepared complete working drawings which will give exact details of every step of construction as well as the cost of material and labor. Blue prints of these working plans’ will be supplied to readers of RECREATION at a very moderate cost. CLIFFORD H. 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