Life — October 22, 1908 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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"LIFE: WOMAN SUFFRAGE “| fear T did not understand you correctly,” the Man from Mars. “Did you say that women have the affairs of the nation?” ly." replied the Politician. ould be a cause for revolution where I observed the Martian, “How do the © to be in that servile position? ” They [ke it all right,” answered the Politician. Just w suffragettes object, and they are easily 4; while so far as a revolution is concerned even crs of the American Revolution refuse to the suffragettes.” ° the reason for this undoubtedly is that ire of inferior mental and moral caliber said That explained the Politician, “It is because scems rather illogical, It is hard to believe that superior beings should submit to being ruled by beings.” t don't you se n got into politic objected the Politician, they would become in: said the Man from Mars. “Then, if the men got out of politics, they If I were a man “Would they by the same sig ould be superior, T suppose. I woulda’t object to that.” “Yes, but we love our women.” “I don't follow your logic at all,” said the Man from Mars. “What's logic? ing interest. “Is there any money in it? "— Jones, in Success. " asked the Politician, with awaken- Ellis O. MAKING IT UNANIMOUS fessor had been invited to deliver his ighways and Iyways of Literature" at wn in Indiana—the State that produce and James Whitcomb Riley among other A college p eventful evening came; and as the lecturer row upon row of earnest, eager faces breathlessly waiting for his message, a struck him, and, stepping to the front rm, he said: is to be purely a literary lecture it seems f that practitioners of the glorious art of writ: any are present, should rec aed honor, and before T begin my discourse 1 wish to extend a cordial invitation to any author who may to be in the house to please come forward tke a seat on the platform with the chairman.” In the frantic rush that ensued the three front rows of seats were upset and demolished, four women fainted and had to be carried out, a half dozen derby were crushed to pulp, three men received black thers had their coats ripped up the tack, and the reading stand was toppled over with rash, When the dust had settled down so that it to see across the hall once more one man ined seated in the auditorium, The rest were on the stage hed lecturer gazed for a moment at the in front of him, and then, the humorous air appealing to him, he smiled in- wn upon the solitary oceupant of the d: ‘¢ due recognition eyes, several dulgccily d was Indiana. vitation.” Whats that?" demanded the man, holding his car and leaning forward with a look uiry on his face. perhaps you did not understand the invita- cated the lecturer. 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