Life — October 22, 1908 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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THE DIFFERENT STREETS Just a peep at either street Tells you on the spot; Bradstrect tells you what you're worth— Wall Strect what you're not! Saturday Evening Post. AN ADMONITION Tommy: Ma, I met the minister on my way to | Sunday school and he asked me if I ever went fishing Maree: And what did you say, darling? Tousy: T said “Get thee behind me, Satan,” ran right away from him. —Sun, Asuevinnr, N. C.: The four-season resort of the | South, Tue Maxon, the English-like Inn of Asheville NOT FOR HERSELF Nan's mother heard her erying after she had gone to bed, and, upon inquiry, learned that the child, hav- ing heard for the first time the parable of the sheep and the goats, was in terror lest she should “be a goat.” Her grandfather, a clergyman, tried to comfort N: finally succeeded in convincing her that if she led a “godly, righteous and sober life,"" she need not fear the objectionable classification. However, the next night Nan was again the victim of her emo- tions, and her mother insisted that the scene of the previous night must not be repeated. “But, oh, mamma,” sobbed the child, “this is dif- ferent. Grandfather explained all about me, and I am not afraid for myself now. But, oh, mamma, what if you should be a goat? "—Delineator. ‘Tre Boss: What's that? Orrice Boy: I says, you better send out and git a half dozen boys to do my woik to-day; I'm goin’ to be sick about three o’clock!—Harper's Basar. N'S FOOT-EASE. has become almost a neces- nes Mrs HE Sedan, Kansas WOULDN'T VIOLATE THE LAW “In Switzerland this summer,” said a Philadel- phian, “I heard Charlemagne Tower describe the stringent police regulations in Berlin. Mr, Tower, | by way of illustration, concluded with a little story. “Schmidt and Krauss met one morning in the park. “*Have you heard,’ says Schmidt, ‘the sad news about Muller?” “*No,* says Krauss, ‘What is it?" “*Well, poor Muller went boating on the river yes- terday. The boat capsized and he was drowned. The water was ten feet deep.’ “*But couldn't he swim?’ “*Swim? Don't you know that all persons are strictly forbidden by the police to swim in the river? *"—Philadelphia Record. EVIDENTLY | Among the begging letters recently received at the office of a benevolent society was one running thus: “This unfortunate young man is the only son of a widow, who died childless, and his earnings main- tain his aged father and infant brothers, whose sole support he is.” The secretary of the society wrote on the margin of the epistle the following note: “The circumstances of the case are evidently ex: aggeraged."—Royal Magazine. Six Ricnago Bernete, afterward Lord Westbury, with a suave voice and a stately manner, nevertheless had a way of bearing down the foe with almost savage wit. Once, in court, he had to follow a barrister who had delivered his remarks in very loud tones. “Now that the noise in court has subsided,” murmured Bethell, “I will tell your honor in two sentences the gist of the case."—Argonaut, GREAT BEAR SPRING WATER “It's purity has made it famous" Maitllard’s AN IDEAL LUNCHEON RESTAURANT FOR LADIES More extensive, more luxurious, and better equipped for the finest and daintiest service, the new Store and Restaurant, eclipses all former efforts, and presents to the élite of New York, and to Visitors, the most unique establishment of its kind in the world. It is in the very centre of the great Shopping, Hotel, and Theatre district. Fifth Avenue and Thirty-fifth Street, South West Corner, and no more delightful resting place for Ladies can be found in the City. The same careful management which, for half a century distinguished the house, and made it famous, will be strictly main- tained. Private and public catering undertaken for all occasions with service if desired, Maillard’s Vanilla Chocolate is noted for its superiority and purity. It is flavored with the true Vanilla Bean only, and is distinguished for its great solubility and ease of preparation. Maillard’s Breakfast Cocoa retains its ascendency by absolute merit, added to the facility with which it can be prepared. It is wholesome, digestible, nutritious and strengthening. Choice Exhibit of Maillard’s Chocolates, Bon-Bons, etc. icbooks.com