Life — October 1, 1908 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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* The wilbert ly with in his o face said oung. hotel those ch of from grape GOOD MORNING Good morning, Brother Sunshine; Good morning, Sister Song. I beg your humble pardon If you've waited very long. I thought I heard you rapping; To shut you out were sin, My Beart is standing open; Won't you walk right in? 1 morning, Brother Gladness; d morning, Sister Smile. They told me you were coming, So I waited on a while I'm lonesome here without you; A weary while it's been. My heart is standing open; Won't you Good morning, ther Kindness Good morning, Sister Cheer. T heard you were out calling, So I waited for you here. Some way I keep forgetting T have to toil and spin When you are my companions; Won't you walk right in? J. W. Foley, in New York Times. BOTHER OF DRESSING UP 's crossing sweeper who kept his carriage entirely a creation of his imagination. knew 2 man who took his stand daily outside a public tched cabs and did odd jobs. His relatives well off indeed, and they persuaded him to hve with them. + leading a life of luxury for a couple of s he reappeared one day outside the public 1, knowing his circumstances, asked him why ft comfort for the cold pavement. “T had id. “I stood it as tong as I could, but y wanted me to dress for dinner every time company I chucked it."—The Referee. MAKING SURE Freddy is fully endowed with the inquiring { youth. Recently he said, “ Mama, who puts of milk on our front porch every night are all asleep?” t that a rather foolish question?" his mother “Whom do you suppose?” . said the small investigator, thoughtfully, Sod does, but I'd like to know for sure!” THE UNSPOKEN SPEECH When the late William Windom, Secretary of the Treasury. dropped dead at a Chamber of Commerce c New York some years ago, just as he was speaking. there were but two reporters present. The others bh written their stories, sent down their copy aed the text of the speeches, and gone to more in- teresting places. In one newspaper office the news did not get in nute before time for going to press. Two { Windom’s speech were in type in the it was too late to make over and catch an enterprising editor wrote: “The Hon- jam Windom dropped dead at the Chamber ce dinner last night, If he had not dropped would have spoken as follows: Thus it they could make over.—Saturday Evening TOO TRUE “What is a synonym, dad?” A synonym, my son, is a word that you can use when you don't know how to spell the one you thought "Harper's Weekly: By Reinvigorating the Body Has age begun to throw its cold blue shadow across your path? Or is it grasping in its vise like clutch some one dear to you? At this stage the active recuperative power of youth cannot longer be depended upon. Little ailments, ordinarily brushed aside, often cause grave illnesses, Don't wait for sickness. Come to the aid of nature by the liberal use of Pabst. Extract The Best Tonic It is the staunch vigor of barley malt and choicest hops. Rich in the tissue build- Ing qualities of the former and the splendid tonic properties of the latter, it revital- izes the blood and rebuilds the muscles and nerve tissues. Glowing and sparkling with vitality it fortifies the system and strengthens the entire body. Pabst Extract, The ‘‘Best"’ Tonic, being a predigested liquid food, is wel- comed by the weakest stomach. It relieves insomnia, conquers dyspep- sia, strengthens the weak, builds up the overworked, helps the anaemic, feeds the nerves, assists nursing :nothers and invigorates old age. At All Druggists —Insist Upon it Being Pabst Booklet and Picture, “Baby's First Adventure," sent free on request. PABST EXTRACT CO. DEPT. 12 MILWAUKEE, WIS. ClarK’s Cruises ,%. “Arabic” °° Feb. 4, Orient; Oct. 16, "09, Feb. $. "10, Cruises Round the World, Fall Tours, "08, Round the World. F.C. CLARK Times Building. New York FOR _g MEN OF BRAINS IGARS “MADE AT KEY WEST#— HARTSHORN SHADE ROLLERS Bear the script name of Stewart ‘Hartshorn on tabel. Got “Improved,” no tacks required. Wood Rollers Tin Rollers 337, BACK NUMBERS ACK Numbers of LIFE can be procured at this office at 10c. each for recent issues or 25c. each for those over three monthsold. Christmas Numbers at 50c. each after three months fromdate of publication, Subscription Dept., LIFE, 17 W. 31st Street, New York comicbooks.com