Life — October 1, 1908 — page 36: what you’re looking at

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EERE AT THE CAFE Strange sauce that’s mingled with the meat, Strange meat that's mingled with the vain; 1 cat, and wond’ring what and w g for the po of my y sauce—in I eat, ath again, Argonaut. FLYING DOG ON THE JOB When the tornado which swept over Parker County, . picked up the home of Captain James T. Wil- . thirty:two miles from Weatherford, Tiger, a two-year-old bull terrier, three dropped him without i in a field with other wreckage. When found the dog was guarding a | leather wallet containing the watch and other jewelry | In escaping from the in up ina it carried miles and belonging to the brute's master house the family f room. spilled over a mile of territory.—The Dog Journal. The house was demolished and the wreckage Parker's Pastime Picture Puzzles PICTURE PUZZLES have become the latest They are beastifal pictures. (ed with special . and are cut INDIVIDUALLY with very Sne “sin oat own factory which has the | mot perfect plant for making pictete puzzies in the world. Parker Brothers (inc.), Salem. Mass., will send one of more PASTIME PUZZLES by sail upon receipt of the price. They cost one, two, three and fost dollars each acco ed at her brother's indiscriminate hospitali Do you remem- ber, my dear,” he asked he ner one day, “whether that famous scoundrel XN was hanged or acquitted? “He must have been hanged, ago,” Loxp Hoventon’s sister was often a: or you would have had him to dinner | replied the lady.— | Argonaut. Parker Brotnees’ Famous Pastime PictorE Pvzzixs by mail from Salem, Mass., UPON KECEIPT OF PRICE. Two, three and four dollars each. AN ESSENTIAL POINT Frank Hitchcock, the Republican campaign man: ager, is fond of taking long walks in the co On the occasion of a recent visit to the South he started one day for a tramp out of Nashville to a town called Parker. When he had gone some miles he encountered a man who was weeding a patch of ground near the road. “Am I on the road to Parker?" asked Hitchcock. 7 are,” answered the man, surveying Hitch: | Id. curiosity | am I half way there?" inqutred the trav: | ntry cock “Well, ler. “Wh: “it would seem as if you started from."—Harper's Week responded the man in the pate rence where as to that Asuevinte, N. Cr The four-season resort of the | South. Tue Manor, the English-like I all chunk of ice you give me for | plained the housewife. firm and excellent quality buying ice your motto h, but how good.’ "—Chicago “It’s such a si ty pounds,” should be * Not Tribune. in your board: Asuuty: Do you have much y ing house? Seymour: Well, the meals.—The Worl we have three different names for Fawovs Pastive Pictvre Mass., UPON RECEIPT each, PaRKeR BROTHERS’ Puzaixs by mail from Salem, oF Paice. 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