Life — August 6, 1908 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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A MUTUAL WISH “1 wish I were an ostrich,” said Hicks, Ine tried to eat one of his wife's biscuits, bi ju] wish you were,” returned Mrs. Hicks, ja few feathers for my hat.”"—Globe. TWAIN EMANCIPATED Oxford University is not the,only seat of learning jhat_has conferred an honorary degree on Mark \ similar tribute was paid to the famous philosopher not so many years ago by jnstitution at a sleepy Missouri village that him when he was playing Tom Sawyer al life. ned that the degree-conferring ceremonies one lazy day in June, when newspapers were suffering from a total collapse of in the way of news. pak Row news editor raked the land with a fine-tooth comb and got a dry haul for his n, recalling that Mark Twain was getting degree that very day in his native hamlet, to him that a message direct from the nor might relieve the situ: nin the news. scratching of the editorial idea factory is query, which was transmitted to Mark nes it feel to be a Doctor of Laws? Please at our expense.” ‘Miter a wait of several hours this characteristic response came hot over the wire from Missouri: “Tt fecls like emancipation from ignorance and ice Meg Twa” : Transform APPLIED ASTRONOMY Dyspepsia’s Gnawing Mecieslccaiee te eee OS Cravings Into Honest, Healthy Hunger He said there were two moons near Mars, While Jupiter had four. | Of what use is a feast without an appetite? Or, what is more distressing than a stom- ach that will not digest the food itcraves? These are the signs of dyspepsia. If you let —— == Ss I thought of course he'd whisper soon What fourfold bliss ‘twould be, them go unheeded, you sow the seeds of weakness which will blossom in disease. Be- To stroll beneath that fourfold moon fore you know it you will be fast in the aggravating grip of dyspepsia—irritable, peev- On Jupiter with me. ish and lacking in ambition and energy. You can overcome these feelings by using And when he spoke of Saturn's ring, I was convinced he'd say That was the very kind of thing To offer me some day. Bet in a tangent off he west The Best Tonic To slouble stars. Now that Was most suggestive, so content, An! quite absorbed I sat. This essence of modern diet, combining the rich food elements of pure barley malt | withthe tonic properties of choicest hops, is aboontothe dyspeptic. The system easily », he talked a dreary mess, and thoroughly assimilates the nourishment offered in this predigested form. The -, “ red isoctien 7 appetite is stimulated, causing a desire for and making possible the digestion of eeagieel siento? sad heavier foods, thus assuring a speedy return of health. I thought it very queer Pabst Extract, The ‘‘Best’’ Tonic, being a predigested liquid food, is wel- tupid altogether, comed by the weakest stomach. It relieves insomnia, conquers dyspep- * to keep 80 very near, sia, strengthens the weak, builds up the overworked, helps the anaemic, yet: net: Goma’ together: feeds the nerves, assists nursing mothers and invigorates old age. the smiled, and turned his heads At All Druggists — Insist Upon it Being Pabst Hi east aie ay Booklet and Picture, “Baby's First Adventure,” sent free on request. afety lies in motion. PABST EXTRACT CO. DEPT. 12 MILWAUKEE, WIS, stb Der “HEN RILEY AND CARMAN MET , hb Riley a Ties Cay though . tld et Roam where you will, Rest where you please Tt was in Wash ‘ v ‘ ‘ head ts fully Evans’ Ale ting © few species of shyeeraper . tadettehte dvellery, eleruleted THE IDEAL BEVERAGE FOR SUMMER HOM CAMP of YAONT coming! Vewur parents mast bev’ trained tn“ mptite © ae well as requbar-stee betties ~*¥ (a —Semday Meperves comicbooks.com