Life — June 25, 1908 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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gil blige ee “OuR FOOLISH G NO USE BOTHERING [An engincer from Sunderlind was spending a few days in Lon don with a friend, and after a busy morning sightseeing the Londoner chose a large restaurant for luncheon, thinking it would be a novel experience for the man from the North. The visitor appeared to enjoy his luncheon, but kept looking in the direction of the door. “What are you watching ?"" asked his friend, rather annoyed “Well,” was the quiet reply, “A's keepin’ an eye oa ma topcoat." “Ob, don't bother about that,” said the other see me watching mine.” “No,” observed the guileless engineer, “thee has no call to It’s ten minutes sin thine went." Philadelphia Ledger "You doa’t Yours fora Jul and healthjut vacation. ‘The Delaware & Hudson Co, Send 6 ceats postage for yoo-page illus. guide, Adirondacks, Lake George, Lake Champlain, Saratoga Springs, Sharon Springs, to A. A. Heard, G.P. A. Albany, N.Y: A HARD MAN TO MOVE General Andrew Jackson’s colored body-servant was asked after Old Hickory’s death whether he thought his master had gone to heaven and promptly replied, “I ain't jist so sho’ "bout dat, sir.” “Why, wasn't the general a good man ?"* "Yes, sah, he was a very good man."* “Well, then, if he was such a good man why aren't you sure he has gone to heaven?"* “It all depends, sah,” the old darky answered, “on wheddar de general wanted to go to heaven of wheddar he didn't want Ef he did, he’s dar, but ef he dida’t, all hell couldn't Scrap Book to go dar. make him go!" Asuevitte, N. C.: The four-season resort of the South, ‘Tur Maxon, the English-like Inn of Asheville. HAD ‘EM ALL General Samuel Veazie, of Bangor, built the first railroad in Maine and also founded the Veazie National Bank, which is doing business to-day in the city of Bangor. General Veazie had occasion to visit Boston once, and made the trip by the cir: | cuitous means of transportation used in those early days, by Stage, railroad and steamboat. He arrived in Boston in the eve. ning, and went to the oli Tremont House for the night. All he had with him wasan old carpetbag, and as he was unknown to the clerk, he was informed that, having no baggage, he would | be expected to pay in advance. “All right,” said he, reaching into his inside pocket. He drew ‘out a pocketbook and took therefrom a $1,000 bill of his bank ‘The clerk took it, got out his bank detector, and looked up the standing of the Bangor institution. In a moment he came back and said: ‘That bank has issued but three of that de: nomination,”” s,"" said the general, ‘‘and if that one is not enough for you here’s the other two," and be Laid the bills before the eyes of the astonished | ‘ashington Herald. Svataeze Tours.—Delaware & Hudson rail and lake steamers Highest type of excellence. 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